it was a long year ( Read more... )

As an RA, I now know to no longer expect sleep. Whether it be getting rid of a belligerent drunk in the hallway, finding rides to and from the emergency room, or cleaning up after a piece of the building comes crashing down, it is most definitely going to occur after a predetermined bedtime. That's just the way the world works.

I'm pretty sure this qualifies for a...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
designed to serve the public

I apparently no longer attend Loras College.

I now attend Forrest Collage.

or, at least I live there, according to Sears.

Kinda funny, though... they both have the same address...

This concludes the
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
designed to serve the public

a little bit AWESOME!!!

I'M GOING TO BE AN RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sick ( Read more... )

This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, designed to serve the public!

The Proper Use of Cologne

Cologne seems to be a major problem in our world today. As one walks down the street, one may notice that a fair number of people who pass can be smelled from a fair distance away.

This must stop.

Just this very evening, as Brian and I were standing ( Read more... )

This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, designed to serve the public.

I must inform the world of yet another reform in our language.

The Academic Resource Center Lawn.

What the hell is that? Can we get a longer name for just an open grassy area? Blah ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that in this fine language we call "English", that not all verbs are conjugated the same way.  We call these "irregular verbs".

I would like to thank Meghan for bringing to my attention that I gave no respect to these "irregular verbs" in my recent post.

Even in these verbs that we create from other, everyday words, we can find ( Read more... )

I know, I know, another dumbass entry without quotes.  It's okay.  You'll get over it.

I simply must make an announcement.

However, unlike last night's, this is not a Public Service Announcement.  While I do find this very important to make known, I find it truly does no service to the public.

This announcement regards verbs.

Anything can be a verb ( Read more... )

This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, designed to serve the public.

Hey, if Meghan and Becca can do it, so can I, right?

I must inform the world of a few reforms in our language.  The first of these reforms was enacted early last week by Meghan, Becca and me.  The second was proclaimed at Thursday night's dinner, by Meghan and me.

#1: Rohly

Rohly ( Read more... )