Dear B&N -

When you say you're going to send me an email so that I can reset my password on your site - so that I can register my new nook - I expect that email to be in my inbox almost instantaneously. It's been over 10 minutes. Where's my fucking email?!?!?!

No love -
Me

::ETA::
Fuck it I'm creating a new account.

No matter how many you do you NEVER GET ANYWHERE!!!

I swear I am never, ever doing another project in all single crochet ever again.

Don't you people have JOBS to go to in the morning?

Because, you know, I have a job to go to in the morning. I have a job that I have to be up for in, oh, three and a half hours ( Read more... )

Someone is using my Good Cowgirls icon. They didn't ask me if they could use it; I simply happened to come across it in this post by sheer chance. I don't think this person has any other icons, because there's no default icon on her info page so I can't do the 'view all userpics' thing. Unless someone knows another way ( Read more... )

Okay. The birds nesting in the bushes outside my window? Really need to shut the fuck up because I cannot hear the television over their racket.

It's not even a song, it's just, "Chirp!" Pause. "Chirp!" Pause. "Chirp!" Pause. "CHIRP!"

How long until sunset?

Why does he insist on moving things around all the damn time? He (dad) hates it when we (mom or I) move his stuff, yet he's always moving our stuff around so we can't find it ( Read more... )

I am done helping customers. Finito, no more, they're all on their own from here on out. I have gone above and beyond numerous times this week. No more. If you wait until 2 days before Christmas (and I'm counting Christmas Eve as Christmas) to do your shopping and we don't have whatever item you absolutely must have or Christmas will be ruined ( Read more... )

31 years and I've never once had a problem with my vagina. And now, because of some stupid antibiotics, I have a yeast infection?

Thanks Dr. Geiger! You're the best.

I am so not a phone person. I always let the machine pick up at home. I cannot just sit and chat on the phone for hours on end. Never could. I get bored. Just give me the pertinant information and let me get back to my day.

And I never understood the people who had to call to talk to their best friend/boyfriend/sister/whoever every day or ( Read more... )

So my dad took my car in to the dealership to have her oil changed and her tires rotated. When they took her tires off they found that the brakes and rotors were almost completely shot. I only have 10% in the back brakes and the front brakes are almost completely rusted. It'll cost about $500 to fix ( Read more... )