Q: What do you call three planks of wood?

A: Edward Woodward.

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RIP, Edward Woodward. I always thought you were decent, and a very handsome older actor. I wonder if you knew of this joke. It doesn't work if you have a Canadian or American accent and articulate all those pesky 'r' sounds.

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For a week now, I've been watching Ian Ross heading up Seven News in the Victorian Bushfire region, tonight from Wandong. Now I'm watching In the Heat of the Night. This is the absolute best post I can do under the circumstances. I just can't concentrate. I have to make dinner (it's 9pm!) but I don't want to miss this film. I love Sidney Poitier ( Read more... )

Huge Ackman went to primary school in the suburb next to mine and I only found this out watching Leno - ie, an American show. Cwazy. Someone else famous went to his primary school. Who was it now? Enh. Ho-hum. I forget ( Read more... )

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