Q: What do you call three planks of wood?

A: Edward Woodward.

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RIP, Edward Woodward. I always thought you were decent, and a very handsome older actor. I wonder if you knew of this joke. It doesn't work if you have a Canadian or American accent and articulate all those pesky 'r' sounds.

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I walked past this guy on the footpath today who was practically screeching into his mobile phone. Well, he wasn't screeching but his voice was cracking here and there, despite being 20-something, 'cos I guess his conversation was the most amazing thing in the world to him at that moment. He was a bit of an HYA, as Ingo Pingo would say. A Hot Young ( Read more... )