R.I.P.
Not that I would presume to think too many people would care, but if I ever did die suddenly, I would hope and pray that I didn't get a lot of comments on any websites from people who were sorry to see me go. It's such a trend these days for people to turn MySpace pages and blogs into memorials for people. I find it idiotic and creepy.
Mourn my death if you want to, but don't be a delusional twit to think that my spirit is floating around in front of an afterlife computer reading my earthly email. I'd be dead, people. Gone. Game over man. Posting comments, "saying goodbye" and all that crap... well realize it's all for you and your way of dealing with death and then find a new way to deal with it. Don't make an ass out of yourself over my death.
Though completely impossible, I'd find some way to come back and curse your ass for your utter display of stupidity.
I don't even want a wake. I don't want to take up space in a funeral home or lay around dead for a few days, dolled up with make-up so people can walk around my corpse and say prayers. As it is, if it's left in the hands of my parents or sister, I'll be doomed to a Catholic ceremony which would be a total insult to my immortal soul. I'd rather not subject the living to such frivolity and circus antics either.
Just drag me out into a field, make a funeral pyre and light me up. It's just a sack of decaying skin at that point. I ain't in there anymore. And, don't be sad. Don't cry. Don't worry, you'll be dead soon too!!!!!
Mourn my death if you want to, but don't be a delusional twit to think that my spirit is floating around in front of an afterlife computer reading my earthly email. I'd be dead, people. Gone. Game over man. Posting comments, "saying goodbye" and all that crap... well realize it's all for you and your way of dealing with death and then find a new way to deal with it. Don't make an ass out of yourself over my death.
Though completely impossible, I'd find some way to come back and curse your ass for your utter display of stupidity.
I don't even want a wake. I don't want to take up space in a funeral home or lay around dead for a few days, dolled up with make-up so people can walk around my corpse and say prayers. As it is, if it's left in the hands of my parents or sister, I'll be doomed to a Catholic ceremony which would be a total insult to my immortal soul. I'd rather not subject the living to such frivolity and circus antics either.
Just drag me out into a field, make a funeral pyre and light me up. It's just a sack of decaying skin at that point. I ain't in there anymore. And, don't be sad. Don't cry. Don't worry, you'll be dead soon too!!!!!