Its about that time, where I have begun to notice that you, my followers, are starting to reach that age where you’re coming out of that really weird college phase, where you finish experimenting sexually with men, and start finding interest in peoples of the opposite sex. About one in ten of you will never get out of that first stage. However, the ( Read more... )

Hello hello now. Its been ages since I have updated this thing because I have more important things to do than entertain you monsters. However, since i have received more complaints for not updating than blowjobs in the last year (i have had 2 complaints. Woot. Go me.), i will bring you yet another slathering of poorly articulated feces to enjoy. ( Read more... )

Oh yay, a back story, just the thing to make a joke instantly funny. However, allow me to explain. My main man and confidant in crime HC (Huge Cock) Adam Christiansen was taking an online finance class. He saved all the work until three days to the class deadline as all responsible American citizens would. Adam looked on the syllabus the day before ( Read more... )

Credit Cards and my Experiences With Them ( Read more... )

This is the section about retirement. I hope his faggy teacher liked this one ( Read more... )

The fourth installment of doing Adam's homework was perhaps my favorite. I, in my infinite ingenuity, crafted a way to tie in cardboard boxes in the section that was supposed to be about my experiences with real estate as an investment. Here it goes ( Read more... )

This is the final segment written and sent to Adam's finance professor. This section was supposed to be about Fraud and Money Scams ( Read more... )

Oh Whale in the Sea, Sing to Me ( Read more... )

Then perhaps you have purchased some of the fine products brought to you by the Emo Corp of Newbury Park, CA. They specialize in quality products for teenagers who have less than desirable self esteem ( Read more... )

The parents asked me to go to church with them today so I did. The sermon was about the use of slogans in advertising and how Christians dont have any real good or true ones. So, in the twenty minutes the guest pastor was talking I scribbled down a couple of ideas for Christianity Bumper stickers. Theyre pretty lame but bear with me its been a ( Read more... )