Inspired by the cinematic atrocity that is Hop, here are the fruits of my FF.net summary search for "bunny" (sporking in bold):

( Little Plot Bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you... )

So I'm pondering writing a Star Trek/Firefly crossover, and go searching on FF.net to see what's been done before. Everything, apparently, but one thing in particular stood out to me. Star Trek/X-Men, anybody?

What do you mean, No thanks?! How could you possibly pass on an offer like that?

( She's not a Sue, she just does everything better than anyone ever. Really. )

X-men fandom, Bobby/Jean-Paul (not that it actually matters). Find it here if you want

he younger man sat on his mate's chair, played with all the papers on his desk, putting the testes in alphabetical order.

*snort* So that's ... balls, bollocks, gonads, goolies...

I realized it has been quite a while since I did a summary sporking so I did a wordsearch on the word Rape.

( Contains mention of rape, obviously. )

This is one of those "It's not a bad fic, it's just a bad _____" sentences.

He had been away from his Cajun for so long and he knew it hurt the boy as much as it did him.
I, too, feel intense longing for my Cajun. Why did you leave me, my beloved Cajun chicken wings?

Wolverine/Gambit fanfiction has the potential to be so terrible...I must ( Read more... )

Fandom: X-men

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5054151/1/Alice_In_The_Xmen
Summary: she is his kid he didnt it. Wait, what? Alice meets logan her dad and she hates him. That's mean. okay so the summary sucks but the story is good This is a lie.

There will be tears ( Read more... )

If you have missed the previous 5 installments, you can find them by clicking on the bad!fictionary tag.

( Watch out for hoards of braking miners! WARNING: Contains miner angst. )

New theory:  For ever 1 good fic there are ∞ badfics.  I advise that you don’t test this theory, as it may cause brain-breakage.

Spork = bold

Harry Potter 
Without Words
When George tells Angelina Johnson about Fred's death, she's heartbroken. She'd always had a crush on Fred. But then Angelina notices how different George is since the death of his ( Read more... )

I saw the new Wolverine preview for the first time the other day, and basically I was like OMG GAMBIT FINALLY. And the man was friggin' hot. So I went foraging for Gambitfic in the X-men section.

( off we go now )

I like crossovers more than I care to admit, despite how awful many of them tend to be.  I make sure to approach them cautiously and ready for some lulz.  Today, I searched for “crossovers” in the Fullmetal Alchemist section of the Pit and found these delightful summaries.

Sporking in bold

Blood Red

Crossover with Naruto. Edward Elric is a ( Read more... )