and this is the first thing I see. "The Joker has a daughter, yes shocking right! But she gets a special task..."

If that doesn't smell like badfic material, I dunno what does.

( NOT the first thing I wanted to see.... )

Clearly, I have too much time on my hands and am procrastinating with my NaNo word count, so here are some spork'd The Dark Knight summaries. Sporking in bold.

( I thought about doing a word search, but then I decided, no, what I really want is to break my brain. )

My childhood breaks Sporking in bold.

( This is my worst nightmare. )

Guess what! There is a truly awe-inspiring amount of brain-breakage in the Pirates of the Caribbean crossover section. Take this little gem from a (wait for it) PotC/Batman crossover.

Jack thought of another come back ( Read more... )

I offer some HP crossover summaries from the Pit.  I like the Harry Potter series and I have since I was ten years old.  However, it feels weird when such a whimsical series gets crossed with some darker ones:

( Harry Potter is a Winchester, Fred and George are random, and everyone wants to sleep with Hermione for some reason. )

So I just introduced my cousin to this community, and she declared it most awesome. After which, we decided to check out the Twilight crossover section of The Pit. Please refer to my icon for our reactions.

My comments in bold.
My cousins are in italics.

( AUUUUUGH! )

So, I found out how you can find certain crossovers in the Pit. I'm also in a rather bitchy mood, and so I've decided to take it out on Twilight. It's spreading to other fandoms like a terminal disease.
( Nothing is safe! )

...and Joker? Even the animated version can't escape them. Since the first three chapters of Mr Jokers daughter make no freaking sense at all, I'm skipping to the fourth, which explains her Tragic Backstory (tm).

( And here we go )

As promised, here is the sporking of MK's stories on ff.net. The thing is, aside from spelling his work is all really good! So I had to really dig. Most of these are sporks of his summaries.

( summaries )

Sod it, I felt like finding some bad mother-summaries. I was trawling through the Pit hoping for decent stories. As per usual, there's a lot of shit to get through.

( Harry Potter, High School Musical and Batman ... I weep for my fandoms )