In honor of the opening of the sixth Harry Potter movie...
I offer some HP crossover summaries from the Pit. I like the Harry Potter series and I have since I was ten years old. However, it feels weird when such a whimsical series gets crossed with some darker ones:
Sporking in bold.
Harry Potter/Supernatural
Secrets Kept: Voldemort's rise to power was no accident. It was planned from his birth. The only thing the crossroad's demon wanted in return was her soul. Oneshot
So Voldemort was actually a transvestite. Well, that is one hell of a secret.
Not a Potter After All: Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the bioligical son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
And so Sam and Dean take him into the woods for a ritual Winchester hazing ceremony. Dead man's blood is tapped and Nair is used.
Meet Uncle John: Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about.
They'll drop him off at the Roadhouse, where Harry becomes a popular tourist attraction.
Weak Spot: Voldemort's weak spot, as it turns out... rock salt.
That makes perfect sense. Wait a minute...
Harry Potter/Batman (Nolanverse)
A Late Autumn Dream: Harry potter is left in Gotham city were he meet a natural Villan. The journey he sparks will lead Batman and a certin Villianess to dicover life forgot and how exactly are Harry's Parents involved? Trouble untold, romance and a killer family mix up
I think someone's cat hijacked the keyboard and wrote this. It would explain the crappy grammar and prose.
A Joker's Revenge: Harry Potter ceased being Dumbledore's Golden Boy when he was imprisoned wrongly out of fear. Harry Potter became the infamous Joker. --- Batman Crossover ---
I don't even...How does that...This person just beat up my adolescence and peed all over it.
Marked: Bruce Wayne is contacted by a strange organization that seems to know everything he's kept hidden from the world, and a killer is on the loose. Can Batman stand up to powers he never thought existed?
No, but Deadpool shall help him cope with it in a MEGA-Crossover Event. There shall be songs, dances, and special guest appearances by Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris, James Marsters, James Marsden, Linkara, and the ghost of Bea Arthur!
Worlds Collide: Hermione decides to leave Hogwarts because Harry and Ron have girlfriends and new friends and have abandoned her. She moves to Gotham to live with her uncle Bruce. She meets the Joker at the fundraiser and you'll just have to see what happens from there.
*weeps inconsolably into pillow*
Harry Potter/Pirates of the Caribbean
Harry Potter and the Piratical Adventures: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Snape fly through time. Where will they end up? Who will they meet? And what chaos will errupt?
I have no idea, but it will probably involve my mother screaming hysterically. Or Captain John Hart and a poodle, whichever you prefer.
IT'S A PARTY xD: Cinderella and Prince Charming are having a party, with Jack Sparrow and Fred and George Weasley craziness will ensure! contains many other books/movies as well
"It's my party and I'll make no sense if I want to/ No sense if I want to/ No sense if I want to..."
George and Harrys 'The Book of the Beginning': Canon except that Remus and Sirius are alive, Remus isn't married and George Weasley is female. Harry Potter and George Weasley are Cap'ns of the magnificant Black Pearl, but what happens when one of them becomes careless?
We all learn the true meaning of "canon."
Picture A Pirate: HPPOTC xover. Harry, stolen from his mother before he even turned one, grew up knowing only pirates and the Caribbean. What happens when, at 17, he returns to his time and the wizarding world?
Sylar and Deadpool make cookies.
And how can we forget the perennial favorite:
Harry Potter/Twilight
The World She Never Knew: Isabella Swan is nothing. That's what she's always been told. But then one day someone knocks on her door with a letter that will change her life forever. Suddenly she's someone. And in a world full of people looking to hurt her, who can she trust?
Well, that "Tom Riddle"fellow seemed perfectly reasonable. And that "Angelus" seemed like a really nice guy, too.
Video: Hermione is best friends with Jacob Black and shows Harry and Ron what she douse during the summer using videos
Never mind that videos wouldn't work at Hogwarts. And what the hell are they dousing? I really hope they're just washing cars or something...
Forbidden: The Cullens have come to Hogwarts, and Edward has a thing for Hermione. But Hermione likes Malfoy, who can not be with her, bc he is a deatheater.But Edward will go to any extreme to get the beautiful Hermione. There will be more surprising relationships.
Like Emmett/Filch, Jasper/Buckbeak, and Carlisle/McGonagall.
Lord Voldemort is Stephenie Meyer: The shocking truth about the author of Twilight. What dark secrets lie behind the facade of sparkles and vampires? A theory/rant.
That one seems at least vaguely reasonable.
Maybe Harry Potter really shouldn't be crossed with everything.