TO: jake.gavin@fandomhigh.net
FROM: rory.gilmore@fandomhigh.net
SUBJECT: OMGWTF SCARY FUTURE
JAKEY, JAYE SAYS THAT ALEC SAYS THAT THERE IS
NO COFFEE IN THE FUTURE.
Want to help me overthrow the government and stuff? Jaye thinks they're the ones who're going to take it.
Love,
Rory
PS - Has Alex been eaten by sharks yet?