"Does Apple have any women on its marketing team? Apparently not."
( Oy... )

1. Birthday greetings:
Happy birthday, junesrose!!!

To the lovely F, one of my oldest HP fandom friends and a wonderful person, mom and wife. I hope you have a fantastic day!

2. From purelush, some memeage:

A. You can ONLY answer yes or no ( Read more... )

1. WTF, people?? Two customers strangled at Milio’s.... A Reedsburg man was arrested early Friday morning for choking two customers at Milio’s Sandwiches after he became enraged because he was unable to find a seat at the establishment. Seriously. WTF??! The mind boggles. Someone needs anger management classes.

2. Madoff vs. the lobsters. Woody ( Read more... )

One of the funniest things I have ever seen - It starts humorously enough and the last minute or so is hysterical. The ending is definitely NSFW. Seriously, I thought I was going to choke, trying to keep from cackling with laughter at work.

1. Feeling sort of blah today. My stomach has been bothering me since last night, so my food intake today has consisted of a bowl of cereal, a small banana, a Yoplait yogurt, a piece of dry toast and two cups of peppermint tea. And maybe 3 small grapes. (ETA also a bag of animal crackers, and a bottle of Diet 7Up.) Bleh. The stomach woke me up at 4 ( Read more... )

1. herminia, this made me think of you and your registration struggles: Classmates battle timetable, each other: Tune into 'Enrollment Frenzy' this week to see Coby sleep with Lilah to prevent her from registering on time. Ahhh, those crazy college years ( Read more... )

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Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

The Onion - our nation's most reliable news source since 1787!

I had not heard of comedian Demetri Martin before, but I stumbled upon this video (thanks to nmalfoy) and almost peed myself laughing.


See more Demetri Martin videos at Funny or Die

I really needed something this funny today. I suspect Mr. Martin is an aficionado of GraphJam.

1. Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil,
The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

2. From my dad (who was just forwarding them), here are New Stock Market TermsCEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer ( Read more... )

A. Mostly for abigail89, miriellegray, likebunnies and jacquie_o:

( You know you're from the Gulf Coast when.... )