1. Birthday greetings:
Happy birthday,
junesrose!!!
To the lovely F, one of my oldest HP fandom friends and a wonderful person, mom and wife. I hope you have a fantastic day!
2. From
purelush, some memeage:
A. You can ONLY answer yes or no.
B. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - No
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Held a snake? - No
Ran a red light? - Yes
Been suspended from school? - No
Experienced love at first sight? - No
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - No
Sung karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Saw someone die? - No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - No
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Smuggled something into another country? - No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No
Broken a bone? - Yes
Skipped school? - No
Eaten a bug? - No
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes
Dumped someone? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - No
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden in a helicopter? - Yes
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - Yes
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - Yes
Been falling-down drunk? - No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - No
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes
Been in a band? - Yes
Knitted? - Yes
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - No
Skinny-dipped? - No
Given someone stitches? - No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - No
Had surgery? - Yes
Streaked? - No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? - No
Passed out when NOT drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - No
Donated Blood? - Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween sweets? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No
Peed your pants in public? - No
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes
Written graffiti? - No
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - No
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
3. Humor: From McSweeney's, here are some
texting acronyms for the elderly and
the 10 Commandments, as texted by God. LOL, indeed.