1. WTF, people??
Two customers strangled at Milio’s.... A Reedsburg man was arrested early Friday morning for choking two customers at Milio’s Sandwiches after he became enraged because he was unable to find a seat at the establishment. Seriously. WTF??! The mind boggles. Someone needs anger management classes.
2.
Madoff vs. the lobsters. Woody Allen takes out his ire at the
goniff Bernie Madoff in this funny bit of fantasy. A fitting end for Bernie Madoff, IMO.
3.
Two arrested after attempt to steal ATM. Did they bring a hand cart or something to carry the ATM? Because those things are not light, and I don't know how they managed to get a vehicle close enough to that particular building so they could remove the not-light ATM machine. I guess they were going to break into the ATM and steal whatever money was inside. Idjits.
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heather11483, this is for you.
JGL will be here later this week. Too bad I didn't know the film festival was screening 500 Days of Summer until after it sold out. Crap.