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[angelchaser]

It sounds like everyone had a great time at the Hallowe'en Ball. It almost makes me wish that they'd had more balls when I was at school. The Yule Ball was so amazing...too bad so much has changed since then. About the only thing that hasn't, apparently, are the creepy Slytherin couples that happen because of it. There was the whole Montague thing

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[purepansy]

WE ARE NOT RELATED!!!!

[angelchaser]

Even if your last name wasn't Malfoy, which it is, you're still all inbred. And completely mad.

[purepansy]

OH YES, BECAUSE I MURDERED MY PARENTS JUST SO I COULD CHANGE MY LAST NAME ON MY HOGWARTS STUDENT IDENTIFICATION SCROLL!!!!

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY LINEAGE IS?!?! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T!!!!

AND IF WE WERE TO COMPARE HAIRSTYLES I'M QUITE SURE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS WOULD BE THAT I AM NOT THE MAD ONE HERE . . . .

[angelchaser]

Completely, barking mad. That's sad about your parents. What a pity that they left you behind.

Why should I waste my time learning your family tree? All I know is, to have produced you, it must be pretty pathetic.

If I had your nose, I wouldn't be worried about my hair.

[elder_lestrange]

What do you know of wizarding genetics?

[angelchaser]

Enough to know that purebloods are so inbred, the next generation will be lucky if they can eat without dribbling on themselves.

[elder_lestrange]

You protest far, far too much.

Angelina Johnson.

[angelchaser]

I am not afraid of you.

Rodolphus Lestrange.

[pure_nobility]

I am entirely amused that you, in your limited experience, would think yourself a judge of what is or is not creepy and disgusting. Would think yourself a judge of anything, really. I don't believe it's possible for a nobody to really be a judge of anything or anyone.

You see, Johnson, I don't mind that you deem me creepy or disgusting. The fact that you actually put forth special effort towards forming an opinion at all already shows that I am superiour to you. Frankly, you do not cross my mind unless you address me or my kind directly. It would be flattering that you're so keen on gaining my attention, if it weren't for the simple truth that your attention counts for nothing.

[purepansy]

Well spotted, Draco!!!!

Yet . . . wouldn't children with THREE ARMS BE JUST BRILLIANT?!?!

[pure_nobility]

They will be able to hold three wands, and perform three curses at once. Or perform two hexes at the same time while pouring out tea. More useful than a house elf, really.

[purepansy]

EXACTLY!!!! OOO BUT WE ARE CLEVER SLYTHERINS!!!! MAKING LEMONADE WHEN LIFE GIVES US LEMONS!!!! A CHILD WITH THREE ARMS COULD MAKE TONNES OF LEMONADE!!!!

[blaising_fury]

Disgusting? Hello yourself, Johnson, Angelina. I do believe I've not had the pleasure of being insulted by you before.

[nott_a_lot]

I'm very proud of my family tree. There's no need to say something like this.