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[angelchaser]

It sounds like everyone had a great time at the Hallowe'en Ball. It almost makes me wish that they'd had more balls when I was at school. The Yule Ball was so amazing...too bad so much has changed since then. About the only thing that hasn't, apparently, are the creepy Slytherin couples that happen because of it. There was the whole Montague thing

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[pure_nobility]

I am entirely amused that you, in your limited experience, would think yourself a judge of what is or is not creepy and disgusting. Would think yourself a judge of anything, really. I don't believe it's possible for a nobody to really be a judge of anything or anyone.

You see, Johnson, I don't mind that you deem me creepy or disgusting. The fact that you actually put forth special effort towards forming an opinion at all already shows that I am superiour to you. Frankly, you do not cross my mind unless you address me or my kind directly. It would be flattering that you're so keen on gaining my attention, if it weren't for the simple truth that your attention counts for nothing.

[purepansy]

Well spotted, Draco!!!!

Yet . . . wouldn't children with THREE ARMS BE JUST BRILLIANT?!?!

[pure_nobility]

They will be able to hold three wands, and perform three curses at once. Or perform two hexes at the same time while pouring out tea. More useful than a house elf, really.

[purepansy]

EXACTLY!!!! OOO BUT WE ARE CLEVER SLYTHERINS!!!! MAKING LEMONADE WHEN LIFE GIVES US LEMONS!!!! A CHILD WITH THREE ARMS COULD MAKE TONNES OF LEMONADE!!!!

[pure_nobility]

It better not make lemonade. I want chocolate milk.

[purepansy]

Then we must put our minds together and figure out how to PRODUCE A CHILD WITH A CHOCOLATE UDDER!!!!

I really don't fancy the idea of pregnancy, though. Could you take care of that bit?!?!

[pure_nobility]

It isn't out minds that are responsible. It's our superiour genetics, which are so superiour as to know all too well of my thirst for chocolate milk.

No, thank you. We'll have to hire a stork.

[purepansy]

Our genetics are superiour of course!!!! Not only is your love of chocolate milk there, but SO ARE MY SUPERIOUR VOCAL CHORDS and my innate fondness for Pepper-Imps on a very cold day. PERHAPS THE UDDER WILL SERVE A VARIETY OF FLAVOURS!!!!

Are you sure? HOW ABOUT A TERRARIUM?!?! I EXPECT A TERRARIUM WOULD GROW A FINE INBRED BABY!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Can we not refer to it as an 'udder'? I don't care for that word. Spout, maybe?

Just be sure to put some strengthening charms on the terrarium. Three-armed inbred babies are inordinately strong.

[purepansy]

Dispenser?

And they have tails too!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Dispenser is acceptable.

Might I point out, however, that I have associated with many, many pureblooded, supposedly inbred wizards and witches in my seventeen years and I have never seen an extra limb or extraneous tail. Obviously, we're quite excellent at hiding such things, aren't we?

[purepansy]

It's decided, then. Our children shall have chocolate milk dispensers and we shall grow them in a terrarium!!!! OOO EXCELLENT!!!!

We are expert at hiding our genetic superiourity, yes. All the commoners would only begrudge us for our extras. And that's as it should be.

[mistressmalfoy]

USE CONTRACEPTIVE CHARMS!!!!