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[angelchaser]

It sounds like everyone had a great time at the Hallowe'en Ball. It almost makes me wish that they'd had more balls when I was at school. The Yule Ball was so amazing...too bad so much has changed since then. About the only thing that hasn't, apparently, are the creepy Slytherin couples that happen because of it. There was the whole Montague thing

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[purepansy]

WE ARE NOT RELATED!!!!

[angelchaser]

Even if your last name wasn't Malfoy, which it is, you're still all inbred. And completely mad.

[purepansy]

OH YES, BECAUSE I MURDERED MY PARENTS JUST SO I COULD CHANGE MY LAST NAME ON MY HOGWARTS STUDENT IDENTIFICATION SCROLL!!!!

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY LINEAGE IS?!?! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T!!!!

AND IF WE WERE TO COMPARE HAIRSTYLES I'M QUITE SURE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS WOULD BE THAT I AM NOT THE MAD ONE HERE . . . .

[angelchaser]

Completely, barking mad. That's sad about your parents. What a pity that they left you behind.

Why should I waste my time learning your family tree? All I know is, to have produced you, it must be pretty pathetic.

If I had your nose, I wouldn't be worried about my hair.

[purepansy]

Heh. You're a dumbarse.

And not a very interesting one, at that.

Who gives a shite what someone like you thinks? You really ought to see about that self-esteem of yours!!!! Your unfortunate genetics aren't my fault!!!!

[angelchaser]

Oh, no! I've been insulted by a not-very-interesting Malfoy. I no longer deserve to exist. I think I'm going to cry.

Or not.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my looks, genetics, or self-esteem. You, however, have the nose of a dog, the brains of a flea, and the personality of a mosquito. Go whine somewhere else.

[purepansy]

So not-interesting, you felt compelled to comment on us directly.

Oh yawn, Johnson.

Yet who was whinging first? It certainly wasn't me. Funny that!!!!

[angelchaser]

I think of it more as a public service announcement. Attention, Hogwarts students: The Malfoys are spawning! Soon there'll be little ferrets everywhere! Run for your lives, while you still can!

[purepansy]

Johnson, I suggest witty repartee is most certainly not your forte.

And since I'm on a French kick as of late, I offer you another vocabulary word for your consideration, seeing as it's so applicable in your case: bourgeois!!!!

[angelchaser]

It's far better to be part of the bourgeoisie than to be part of the Malfoy tree.

Fuck off, bint.

[purepansy]

As if you would know.

Heh! Ever so impressive.

[forgewheeze]

Is that attitude, Johnson? Five points from your .. okay that won't work in this situation but Parkinson has the head of a rock. If you ignore her, she'll go away.

[angelchaser]

Since when are you Head Boy, dear?

Yeah, I shouldn't bother with them at all. They're just so horribly fascinating, like a terrarium full of doxies.