I totally just found a tick on my dick ( Read more... )

I was just watching TV, and I saw that commercial where the girl brings her asian boyfriend home to meet her parents, and then she freaks out because her old, wheelchair bound grandfather called his phone a, well, phone. "It has Myspace moblile!" Who gives a fuck? The only thing Myspace Mobile would be good for is if you are a pedophile or ( Read more... )

They are making another Rocky movie. What the fuck. Seriously. Pisses me off to high hell. I mean, who wants to see a 60ish year old boxer with calcium deposits in his knuckles? And then, if he can't spar, how the hell is he supposed to fight? Throw a punch, stop it right before he hits the dude, tells him how hard its gonna be, then expect him to ( Read more... )

Father's day. One of the most pointless holidays ever. Why, you might ask? It's one of those card holidays that everyone gets all excited about. And, mostly, guys really just don't care all that much. What's this? A grill?! Why the hell did you spend 300 dollars on this? You could've gotten a decent one for 150, and then thats a shit ton of beer ( Read more... )

In my mind I was able to basically set up mental barriers. As weird as it may sound, it actually worked. For a while. But for the last 2 weeks, their foundation was shattered and they pretty much just disappeared. Awesome. I have a weird head ( Read more... )

So when someone says that they are going somewhere, then asks if where you are is near there, that generally means they wanna perhaps see you or hang out or something, right? Or have I been out of the loop for way too long for shit to change this much ( Read more... )

I am in all sorts of whack. It's weird ( Read more... )

So I'm going home later today. Feels weird. But I still have 2 labs to do and I still need to pack and stuff. Awesome. I need to get a job. And make money. Because money is good ( Read more... )

I am officialy the Activities Chairman of Alpha Chi Rho. Hooray. It just means I get to organize intramurals and fun stuff we do. Fun stuff ( Read more... )

So I was looking through my fridge for a snack. I then decided that chocolate milk would be a good idea, because, well, it always is. I can't think of a single time chocolate milk let me down. Ever. It's one of those constants in life like death, taxes, and teddy bears. So I grab the milk out of the fridge, and start looking for the choclate syrup ( Read more... )