Not for the squeamish.

Oct 20, 2006 00:25

I totally just found a tick on my dick.

I was going to do my semi-minutely scratch, and whaddya know, I find something that is half attached, kind of like a scab that a 8 year old has been picking at. I don't know what it is, so I go to investigate, and boom. It's a tick. Burrowing its head into my penis. Which is weird, because normally I burrow my penis into peoples heads, usually their mouth unless she really pissed me off.

Just a warning. If you feel something clinging onto your penis and you haven't had a hooker for a while, it could very well be a tick.

What an entry for the first time I posted in a while.
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