Jul 16, 2006 22:30
I was just watching TV, and I saw that commercial where the girl brings her asian boyfriend home to meet her parents, and then she freaks out because her old, wheelchair bound grandfather called his phone a, well, phone. "It has Myspace moblile!" Who gives a fuck? The only thing Myspace Mobile would be good for is if you are a pedophile or similarly creepy old person stalking out your unsuspecting, impressionable, teenage prey. Since I've only met one or two pedophiles that are actually reasonable, I think that this is a just a bad idea. What else would you need it for? I can't think of anything. Can you? And why would you want it anyways? Myspace, Facebook, they pretty much just suck up your whole life, and then you want to bring it with you, when you are trying to be cool and social and stuff? So instead of doing cool shit, you'd be messing around with it on your phone. Lame.
Why the hell do 14 year olds and stuff have Myspaces anyways? It's asking to be abducted and raped by 36 year old guys who haven't had sex for 12 years and get off to their toast popping out of the toaster in the morning. Unless there is some sort of like charity for these guys that all these little girls are apart of, and know that they are being stupid and are doing it for the old guys. Kind of like doing it for the children, only its a fat bald guy who wants you to touch his penis.
And in case any of you were wondering, I don't really pay attention to what I type, it just kind of comes out.