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They are making another Rocky movie. What the fuck. Seriously. Pisses me off to high hell. I mean, who wants to see a 60ish year old boxer with calcium deposits in his knuckles? And then, if he can't spar, how the hell is he supposed to fight? Throw a punch, stop it right before he hits the dude, tells him how hard its gonna be, then expect him to act appropriately? That should be the new way to fight people. Just tell them how badly you are gonna beat them, then expect them to do it to realize they are overmatched and just kill put a nail through their brains. It would save the winners a whole bunch of bruised and time.
And the new Pirates of the Carribean movie was way too long. It just dragged on and would never fucking end. Its like that shitty ass song from Lamb Chops. Was anyone else just wanting it to end after 2 hours? I was. They could have trimmed down on the chase scene from the poor people who were gonna eat nasty pirate herpes, and then definitely on the whole big wheel rolling around. Because you could really tell it was fake. I just thought it ended too much like The Matrix: Reloaded in the whole cliffhanger thing. And it dragged on. The only thing they didn't have in common was that the Matrix actually said "To be continued." Because I sure as hell wouldn't have known. Good thing they told me. they definitely should have put that after the Pirates movie, because now I don't think I'll ever know if all o' thems are gonna go with Barbosa and find Jack. No way I would ever know.
To close this, today I was in Shaw's with my dad, and there was this little kid hopping from funny painted to tile to funny painted tile. They were a couple feet apart, but still doable for a kid that should be on a leash or in a cage. As he was doing one jump, I thought about pushing him while he was in mid air. Too bad it wouldn't leave him impaled on the fortress walls around my stronghold. That would have been perfect.
And the new Pirates of the Carribean movie was way too long. It just dragged on and would never fucking end. Its like that shitty ass song from Lamb Chops. Was anyone else just wanting it to end after 2 hours? I was. They could have trimmed down on the chase scene from the poor people who were gonna eat nasty pirate herpes, and then definitely on the whole big wheel rolling around. Because you could really tell it was fake. I just thought it ended too much like The Matrix: Reloaded in the whole cliffhanger thing. And it dragged on. The only thing they didn't have in common was that the Matrix actually said "To be continued." Because I sure as hell wouldn't have known. Good thing they told me. they definitely should have put that after the Pirates movie, because now I don't think I'll ever know if all o' thems are gonna go with Barbosa and find Jack. No way I would ever know.
To close this, today I was in Shaw's with my dad, and there was this little kid hopping from funny painted to tile to funny painted tile. They were a couple feet apart, but still doable for a kid that should be on a leash or in a cage. As he was doing one jump, I thought about pushing him while he was in mid air. Too bad it wouldn't leave him impaled on the fortress walls around my stronghold. That would have been perfect.