So much for this. Anyway. Am watching "Last stand of the 300" which is all about the naval battle so far. And all Empress wants is one of those amazingly kick ass Grecian helmets with the whoosh and the plume and the cheek guards down to here. Yes.


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Drones, darlings! Two quick things then Empress must fly. First. Hard drive has crashed. Computer is dead. Will hopefully have things fixed soon but until then am dead duck as far as online life goes. Secondly, and why am in no emo angst about item 1...Jay McCarroll and Urban Outfitters have teamed up! OMG! He's in stores, drones! Next month they' ( Read more... )

Petrarch must die. Drones, call me when it's done and a large South American country is yours for the taking. That is all.

So commandeth the Future Empress of the World

First of all, to account for my wonderful mood swing...We beat Hamline! Eat it! Coach said Hamline's coaches were talking shit about us before...yes, we do have a losing record but we did last year too and made it to the playoffs. For some reason we need to get beat before we start to win. Re: Seabiscuit, etc. So that was awesome. Their coach is ( Read more... )

Let's all go
to the no Ho expo
Swear it will be fun
chilling with a nun
but when the day is done
would rather bang a HunHaven't even left yet and already can feel the slightly defensive posture always adopted around uber monotheastic people coming on. It's not pretty and it's not logical, but that's what happens when you're outed before you're ( Read more... )

Yes. Um. Have gone through more drama in the past three days than my entire life. All hcokey team drama, all the time. Empress does not cry in public. Does not. But Monday and Tuesday...well, instead of glorious puck pain, instead watched my teammates each reach some frightening level of...something. Damn it! Cannot describe the agony ( Read more... )

So coming back to Wino-where and finding that the Institute has been hijacked wasn't the nicest surprise to find. Thereafter, Papess and Empress created a brain trust and decided to throw a "Black and White Mocktail"


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Hmm...that title came directly from my quads and not from the brain. But it is largely true ( Read more... )

Well, back in Wino-where for now, back with the team, Cute Assistant Coach and a v. empty room. Sad day. Have lots of food from the grandparents and a new Invader Zim DVD. V. exciting. Not too much to report re: Midwestern Holiday, other than survived the dinner. Go me. So yeah. Practice is going, though my status regarding any games is kind of up ( Read more... )

So anyhoo. Empress kind of has a man. He shall be known herewith as Consort. Why? Because ( Read more... )