The pain in my legs comes directly from the puck
Hmm...that title came directly from my quads and not from the brain. But it is largely true.
Drones, there has been an Occurrence over this past week. It breaks my heart to say it...but Cute Assistant Coach isn't so much with the Cute anymore. He has grown a mullet that can only be compared to Barry Melrose circa 1985 and has what can only assume is a home highlighting job because no professional would have let it walk out the door. Wah! It makes Empress v. sad. Also, he has been acting...not himself lately. Am thinking the word may be 'eccentric' but don't think he's rich enough to fall into that category. So perhaps 'weird' is the next best description. Which is also sad. Le sigh.
In Midwestern news...am on the hunt for cute plastic cocktail glasses and can not find them! Which is shocking to me. Every girl should be able to get some, gosh darn it all to heck!
Also, in the great White Elephant gift exchange, managed to snag some Cadbury Chocolates brought fresh from New Zealand by Captain. w00t! She rocks my metaphorical socks hard core. She also got to climb Mount Doom, see Hobbiton and basically toured Middle Earth...and Empress is uber jealous and may never get over it! Gah! Anyway...Roomie gets here tomorrow and am v. excited not to be alone anymore.
So posteth the Future Empress of the World
Drones, there has been an Occurrence over this past week. It breaks my heart to say it...but Cute Assistant Coach isn't so much with the Cute anymore. He has grown a mullet that can only be compared to Barry Melrose circa 1985 and has what can only assume is a home highlighting job because no professional would have let it walk out the door. Wah! It makes Empress v. sad. Also, he has been acting...not himself lately. Am thinking the word may be 'eccentric' but don't think he's rich enough to fall into that category. So perhaps 'weird' is the next best description. Which is also sad. Le sigh.
In Midwestern news...am on the hunt for cute plastic cocktail glasses and can not find them! Which is shocking to me. Every girl should be able to get some, gosh darn it all to heck!
Also, in the great White Elephant gift exchange, managed to snag some Cadbury Chocolates brought fresh from New Zealand by Captain. w00t! She rocks my metaphorical socks hard core. She also got to climb Mount Doom, see Hobbiton and basically toured Middle Earth...and Empress is uber jealous and may never get over it! Gah! Anyway...Roomie gets here tomorrow and am v. excited not to be alone anymore.
So posteth the Future Empress of the World