Dec 21, 2006 16:00
So anyhoo. Empress kind of has a man. He shall be known herewith as Consort. Why? Because.
He called me about a week and a half after Empress departed London. He says he loves me now; that he didn't know what he had until Empress was gone. To which Empress said..."Oh." In subtext also said "OMG Am so not ready for this!"
More background: he is thirty, kind of chavy in style but not personality and a huge Oasis fan. Not at all the guy anyone pictured Empress would end up with! But Consort is a gentleman (so far) and well...he said those three little words most guys never do! Arg.
In Colbert news, if you haven't seen the 'guitar solo off' between him and the Decemberists...have never laughed so hard IN MY LIFE. Too much, this man!
Am leaving for Minnesota tomorrow, am hoping the drive goes well and that the fam doesn't drive me too crazy. Will report soon, hopefully, otherwise, chalk me up as another casualty to the Midwest Christmas dinner.
So posteth the Future Empress of the World