I couldn't decide what to get my stepdad for Chanukah, so I got him a sheet of sparkly, heart-shaped Disney princess stickers.

You might think I'm joking, but I'm not joking.

Here are some things ( Read more... )

Happy Passover! We had a Southern-style seder last night with Cajun matzah balls and gumbo and other delicious things. We also couldn't figure out how to hook the video camera up to the TV, which meant my mom and stepdad couldn't show an embarrassing home video of my brothers and I doing one of our old Passover skits. BULLET: DODGED ( Read more... )

OH HEY, GUYS, HEY ( Read more... )

So I'm driving B2 home from the skateboard park, and my cell phone starts ringing. And being the inept new driver that I am, I can't talk on the phone and drive at the same time ( Read more... )

You know those annoying pledge drives they have on TV and on the radio? The ones that interrupt your show and say, "If you donate $20, we'll make you a member and send you a free tote bag and/or water bottle!" Apparently when my mom was a kid, my grandpa called into a TV/radio station during a pledge break and said, "I'm a member and I want you ( Read more... )

So LJ seems to be working again for the most part. That's cool. I went through hourly daily cycles of "It's still down? Psh, no biggie," and "IT'S STILL DOWN? WHY IS IT STILL DOWN??" But now I have two extra weeks of free paid time, so yay ( Read more... )

Hey, it's been a while! How is everybody? Let's do the whole bullet-point thing ( Read more... )

I was all set to post a list of Things That Are Bugging Me Right now, but then I decided, psh, forget that. Instead here's a list of Things That Are Making Me Happy Right Now.-Radiolab. Guys, I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT. Jad/Robert are the BFFs of all BFFs. I love that they're always disagreeing with each other. I love that they're always ( Read more... )

The following are a few things I'm getting sick of seeing in every book/TV show/movie/etc. It could be a drinking game! Take a drink every time you see ( Read more... )