Assistant manager: *rolling up* "What part of MINE didn't you understand?"

Me: "Huh?"

AM: "I told you I was going to buy that Lego TIE fighter, but it somehow ended up on the floor and was soldMe: "I didn't touch it ( Read more... )

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Another field season has drawn to a close, and incredibly, despite two years in the field, this did not once happen:


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I have never been so glad not to be an American, because seriously, this election is making people freak out. Race-baiting, accuasations of terrorism, a hopelessly unqualified candidate, suggestions for a new Committee of UnAmerican Activity, death threats against a presidental candidate, missing clothing money, and then, just when you thought it ( Read more... )

I am the only person at the company who writes reports. This means that I spend more time in the office than I did last year, not that I really mind. I don't have to spend every day thrashing through the bush, being eaten by mosquitoes? Joyous! Not joyous: having to talk to one of the provincial archaeologists. Which I had to do today. Sweet ( Read more... )

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One coworker was sick today, and the other was in the office, so it was just me and BossMan today. We had just piled into the truck when he realized he had forgotten the packets, without which we wouldn't know where we were going or what we were supposed to do when we got there. We had gone a block when we realized we had also forgotten the sat ( Read more... )

Hey everybody! Have you ever looked at Wikipedia and despaired because of all of the godless knowledge? Do you worry about its anti-Christian bias? Well, despair no further, because Conservapedia is here! No longer will the information you seek be cluttered up by bothersome facts. Conservapedia will provide you with all you need ( Read more... )

Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Farewell, Anna Nicole. May you go to a happier, less batshit crazy place.

Woman wants book of children's poetry banned. Notice the posties that she's stuck into the book. Notice that she can't spell 'obscene'.

Huckleberry Finn challenged for like, the zillionth time. The guy's daughter felt uncomforable during ( Read more... )