The many shades of human stupidity
Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Farewell, Anna Nicole. May you go to a happier, less batshit crazy place.
Woman wants book of children's poetry banned. Notice the posties that she's stuck into the book. Notice that she can't spell 'obscene'.
Huckleberry Finn challenged for like, the zillionth time. The guy's daughter felt uncomforable during discussion of the book, due to her classmates saying that blacks should go to hell and other charming things. How this leads to a book challenge, I'm not sure, because Huck Finn sure as hell isn't the problem here.
Play's controversial title leads to name change. One person complains about the word vagina, and the theatre changes it? It's ridiculous. And if I had to change the name, I certainly wouldn't have gone with hoohaw. How about va-jay-jay? Cunt? Quim? Pussy? Beaver? Poon? Twat? Yes, I would have gone with twat. Not only is it a good word for the vagina, but it perfectly describes the sort of person who complains about the use of the word vagina.
Man bets wife in poker game, loses her. Not much more that can be said, really.
US ships 363 tons of cash to Iraq. Whereupon they promptly lost it.
What I want to know is, how do you lose almost nine billion dollars? And by lose, they don't mean they spent it all on hookers and blow, or had a really bad night at the craps table. No, they don't know where it is. "Well jeez, it was right here". Have you looked in the couch cushions? How about under the floormats of your car? How do you lose 8.8 billion dollars?!
You just know that somewhere, there is an insurgent rolling around naked on a pile of money.
Cheddarvision. Watch cheese ripen in real time!
Best idea for a romantic comedy ever. Really, it is.
Harry Potter prophesies. Note: these are not actual spoilers for the book. They are predictions to the publication of the book. I wouldn't post *actual* spoilers for the book. I'm not completely stupid.
Harry Potter and the Hint of Death. Or not. Maybe it's just a random scribble. GET A GRIP, PEOPLE!
Muggle Quidditch
Russell Crowe to play Sherrif of Nottingham in reinterpretation of Robin Hood. This looks interesting.
Baby snow leopard!
Woman wants book of children's poetry banned. Notice the posties that she's stuck into the book. Notice that she can't spell 'obscene'.
Huckleberry Finn challenged for like, the zillionth time. The guy's daughter felt uncomforable during discussion of the book, due to her classmates saying that blacks should go to hell and other charming things. How this leads to a book challenge, I'm not sure, because Huck Finn sure as hell isn't the problem here.
Play's controversial title leads to name change. One person complains about the word vagina, and the theatre changes it? It's ridiculous. And if I had to change the name, I certainly wouldn't have gone with hoohaw. How about va-jay-jay? Cunt? Quim? Pussy? Beaver? Poon? Twat? Yes, I would have gone with twat. Not only is it a good word for the vagina, but it perfectly describes the sort of person who complains about the use of the word vagina.
Man bets wife in poker game, loses her. Not much more that can be said, really.
US ships 363 tons of cash to Iraq. Whereupon they promptly lost it.
What I want to know is, how do you lose almost nine billion dollars? And by lose, they don't mean they spent it all on hookers and blow, or had a really bad night at the craps table. No, they don't know where it is. "Well jeez, it was right here". Have you looked in the couch cushions? How about under the floormats of your car? How do you lose 8.8 billion dollars?!
You just know that somewhere, there is an insurgent rolling around naked on a pile of money.
Cheddarvision. Watch cheese ripen in real time!
Best idea for a romantic comedy ever. Really, it is.
Harry Potter prophesies. Note: these are not actual spoilers for the book. They are predictions to the publication of the book. I wouldn't post *actual* spoilers for the book. I'm not completely stupid.
Harry Potter and the Hint of Death. Or not. Maybe it's just a random scribble. GET A GRIP, PEOPLE!
Muggle Quidditch
Russell Crowe to play Sherrif of Nottingham in reinterpretation of Robin Hood. This looks interesting.
Baby snow leopard!
