Did everyone get lobotomies or something?
The day started with some epic fail in the parking lot. Picture two cars in their parking slots, side by side. Now imagine a third car wedged in between, half on one of the cars, resting at a forty-five degree angle. We could not conceive of how this had happened. Clearly, some unholy combination of speed and poor judgment was involved, but still. The driver would have had to have been going pretty damn fast, and then...I don't know. They were surrounded on all sides by cars, so I'm not sure how they got going that fast, and honestly, did you really need to get to Zellers that badly? In the grand scheme of things, wouldn't it have been better to just go 20? It certainly would have been cheaper.
"Your Nightmare Before Christmas wooden sign, what is it made of?"
".....Wood."
A mother and her two kids are looking for a boardgame. She brings up Zombietown. Would this be a good family game? Sure, if you're married to Rob Zombie. Her kids, incidently, were 14 and 11. What was wrong with Ticket to Ride? It has trains, and you don't have to blow anyone's head off with a shotgun.
And so the day went.
