Political polls are generally a point-in-time pulse of potential voters - what it says today is of no use tomorrow (and may even be wrong today). So they tend to be single-use, disposable items - until now.

One enterprising individual is using Republican polling data from the recent leadership race to develop sex toys. Butt plugs, specifically ( Read more... )

Those Aussies really know how to party! A group of men were at a bachelor party in Brisbane at the end of last year, where an "exotic dancer" performed a rather unique party trick - shooting dildos at the guests in the manner of the "ping pong ball trick" from the film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Apparently, she was ( Read more... )

Terry Lester Allen, who's obviously a fine, upstanding example of our species, has been charged with felony counts of creating an explosive device and making terrorist threats. So what did he do? Is he another poorly-trained Al-Qaeda operative who's watched too much A-Team and thinks he can make a bomb out of Kool-Aid and drain cleaner ( Read more... )

Okay, talking on your cellphone while driving is one thing. But really, this is a bit much.

I love the charge - "driving with inappropriate alertness". Sounds better than "jilling off while behind the wheel", I guess.

It turns out that Apple users spend almost twice as much on sex toys as Windows users, particularly iPad users. The article posits that it's because Apple users are more "confident and adventurous in the bedroom." Of course, The Register reckons that it's because most Apple "fanbois" have never actually seen a member of the opposite (or same, ( Read more... )

Environmentally-friendly sex toys. Solar-powered is interesting, but a wooden vibrator? Really?

Anyone remember when I posted this, about the 130,000 missing inflatable breasts?

Turns out the story had a happy ending, so to speak - the errant tits were never really lost, but there was a paperwork mixup and they ended up on the wrong boat.

I need to bring everyone's attention to a very serious incident which took place in Britain:

Apparently, a woman fell off her WiiFit balance board, thereby causing nerve damage resulting in persistent sexual arousal syndrome.

Yes, PSAS is realNo word if this will be a stand-alone game that requires you to already have the Wii Fit, or if they will ( Read more... )

Second Life (an online virtual worlds system that's been popular in recent years) is embroiled in a controversy around virtual sex toys. From the article: "Apparently, there are not enough legitimate or inexpensive sex toys for all the denizens of Second Life, so some residents have elected to make knock-offs. Just like the real-world ( Read more... )

Looks like a company has unveiled the world's first sex robot. "Three inputs," heh. Scary-looking thing, though - not sure I'd want to stick anything I own in there.