But WAIT, there's MORE!

[zurui_koi]

Tokyo Sports has reported a case of 'inevitable rebellion' from two of Johnny's most notorious idols.

Ohno Satoshi, Nishikido Ryo, you stand trial before the paparazzi and your fans here today charged with the crime of gettin' loose. How do you plead?

Comments

[black_rose45000]

there was seriously some Jin blaming involved? like, seriously? the fuck? :|

and anyway, rotfl at the way you wrote the article. hilarious, that's all i can say ;)) ever though of writing crack fic or smth? you'd be good at it, me thinks :P

[zurui_koi]

I've always thought I'd be a terrible fic writer but maybe crack is my calling, lol.

[corvyd_soul]

Actually, you have wonderful writing skills. Remember, everyone has at least one novel in them, or so it is said. :)

Keep up the awesome work.

I demand more crack.

Wait. That didn't sound right. *Sheepish grin*

[riapi]

uhhmmm i actually can't follow the whole story though..
well..oh-chan just got into kaibutsu-kun bratty mode.. and who cares if he's 30? he's still awesome,famous,and rich anyway....maan~ i really don't like it when someone bash arashi pointlessly, my blood is boiling
drunk JE guys is fun/riot~

[xcapsule]

Of course, it's all because of Jin :'D

[ashmauve]

LOL THIS IS LIKE A FANFIC. WHY SO DRAMA.
very unbelievable, if there's no pic i wont believe it -.-

[zurui_koi]

The original report from Tokyo Sports was pretty dramatic so I decided it would be fun to do the same. But then I went crazy with it - as you can see, muahaha.

Anyway it's as believable as any other gossip report - it's just them getting drunk at a soba shop and getting told to shut up, and Ohno jumping up to have a go at an old guy. Meh. It could happen.

[queen_kat_tun]

Seriously, you always crack me up, like way more than the gossip itself XDD
Jin's already far and away but his soul still haunts Tokyo LOL! XD Oh, Ryo's acting up too much. He better be careful with the booze :D

thanks for sharing :)

[zurui_koi]

I'm glad you find it funny cause I'm sure there's going to be a lot of people thinking 'wtf is this shit?' XD

Almighty Jin, there's no escaping his bad influence.