your mom is a fertilized egg!

[zoobaby]

All I ever wanted was symmetry. Yet due to “priorities”, the Lonnie Quinn of the future says that’s not going to be part of my six-month forecast. I should use this time wisely and think of better excuses for when kids approach me at work and ask, “What happened to your face?”
Maybe a good horrifying when-I-was-in-’Nam story. “…and well kiddo, it

Comments

[laduchesse]

chlo-ho, married guys are bad news.

worse yet GAY married guys.

oh, i love you chlo-ho. now who's living vicariously through whom??

in 2009, your man will take over for leno and then i can watch CONAN and CRAIG without conflict.

they should bring the other craig back to replace conan instead of retarded carson daly and then - me you and ami have our HILARIOUS men on tv. too good.

[zoobaby]

that gay married man is my lit professor.

seriously ROFLing here.

[clutchmygun]

damn. damian is cute. i say you date rape him like all those other guys.

[zoobaby]

you were able to see my target boo?? without being obvious