Thank you for the new LJ Icon.
Bonus credit to Ren for keeping me up to date as to why icons like this are necessary.

I follow the twitter feed of Shitmydadsays and today he managed to crystallize key learning for LARP for me today:
“Calm down. You don’t just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks out. You stuff your crotch and keep your pants on.”

I need a sheet monkey. God it's been too long since I've had to build a sheet.

I'm looking for a place to buy a molcajete in RP, Pet, Cotati area.
Drop me a line if you know a place which carries them.

Thanks.

This was kinda awesome:

Man harassed by TSA

I'm fond of:
"Am I legally required to answer that question?"
"Are you refusing to answer?"
"No. I'm asking if I'm legally required to answer it."

"Well done! You have managed to take my survivability, something I'm proud of, and twist it into something horrible. I know I liked you for a reason."

AutoNerdrotic Asphyxiation (AnA): It's when you choke yourself until someone talking about their character at a party seems interesting.
(Warning: we've lost a lot of good folks to this new fad. Don't choke alone.)

I hate dealing with prestige logs, even my own. In this case specifically my own.
Such a huge pain in my ass.

Done whining now.

Emily Grace Shumaker - 8lb 8oz, 21"

Mother and Child are both healthy after 15hrs of labor.

I knew the zombie wedding was missing something...

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