Comments | ziptie_bandit: Everyone Please Welcome...

ziptie_bandit

Everyone Please Welcome...

Apr 01, 2009 15:06

Emily Grace Shumaker - 8lb 8oz, 21"

Mother and Child are both healthy after 15hrs of labor.

Comments 7

need_pins_les April 1 2009, 22:12:06 UTC

Hurray!

stride April 1 2009, 22:16:04 UTC

YAY!

the_vern April 1 2009, 22:20:00 UTC

Is it yours? I dont recognize the name...I apologize ahead of time if I am worng etc.

ziptie_bandit April 1 2009, 22:20:56 UTC

Oh hell no.
A friend of mine just had a daughter.

cuddlycthulhu April 1 2009, 22:43:38 UTC

A girl born on APF. E's screwed when she's a teen.

ziptie_bandit April 1 2009, 22:54:11 UTC

I can see it now:

April 1st, 2025

"Mr. Shumaker we need to talk."
"Ahhh hell no! You never call me Mr. anything Jon. What's wrong?"
"Well Uncle Eric remember how you and dad always say you're like brothers, now it's more than 'like' "

*thump*

"AHHHH MY FINGERs! Uncle Eric stop!!! It was Emily's idea... OOOWWWW"

cuddlycthulhu April 1 2009, 22:57:17 UTC

LOL.

I can just picture some guy trying to get fresh with her, calling her "Em", and her very casuaully correcting him that her name was "Emily" and that she would appreciate not having a hand on her ass when she's got to that are very capable of choking the life from him.