Porny Prompt #3 - Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course (John/Rodney, R, crack!AU)

Feb 26, 2009 16:47

Title: Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course
Author: Zinnith
Rating: R
Pairing: John/Rodney
Wordcount: ~5200
Warning: Can you say 'crack'?
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine.

Summary: Rodney is a sex toy inventor. John is a test pilot. John becomes Rodney's test pilot.

Notes: For lavvyan, who prompted me with John/Rodney, vibrators! Note the plural! *g* Not nearly as ( Read more... )

challenges, crack, sga:fic, porn is good for the soul, john/rodney

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beachlass February 26 2009, 17:07:24 UTC
Practically everyone owned sex toys these days, at least if you chose to believe the magazines.

Cracked me up. Oh John, just what magazines are you reading, anyway?

*pictures him reading Cosmos surreptiously at the grocery store*

Great story.

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zinfic February 26 2009, 17:18:02 UTC
*snerk* Of course he does! And then he wonders why everyone automatically assumes he's gay.

Thank you!

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antares04a February 26 2009, 17:26:10 UTC
John quickly reached the conclusion that this man was either completely socially inept, extremely devoted to his work, or possibly both.
What a great way to describe Rodney! *g*

Very lovely story and I like it how slowly this relationship develops. The end, that John finally can test the "real" thing and gives it the best notes is very cute!

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zinfic February 26 2009, 18:13:14 UTC
Thank you! John prefers Rodney over the toys. Except for the times when there is Rodney and the toys. Those get very high marks ;)

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mirabile_dictu February 26 2009, 17:27:12 UTC
Oh my god, this was delightful! You made me laugh so much, and then smile with great affection at John and Rodney. Bless their hearts. Thank you!

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zinfic February 26 2009, 18:14:51 UTC
Thanks! Yay, I made someone laugh! My work here is done... *sneaks off to go write some real porn*

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londonsabre February 26 2009, 17:33:12 UTC
This was so sweet! Though you may have traumatised me for life with the image of Ellis in a fake beard, clutching a brown bag filled with military porn...!

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zinfic February 26 2009, 18:15:42 UTC
Rodney keeps very careful track of his customers. You never know when you might need to blackmail someone to save your boyfriend's career...
Thank you for reading!

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the_cephalopod February 26 2009, 18:26:49 UTC
You already know that I love this - funny and hot and sweet and with an utterly adorable John - but I just have to tell you again - ♥!! cep xxx

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zinfic February 26 2009, 19:27:20 UTC
Oh, and I love you and your beta magic!

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