For those of you who wants the truth about Father Christmas:

( Probably NSFW, warning for nudity and cruelty to Father Christmases. )

Title: Shroedinger's Cat Had It Easy
Author: Zinnith
Wordcount: ~2200
Rating: PG-13

Notes: It seems like the thing to do after writing over 52K in 12 days is to write even more. Seriously, I take absolutely no responibility for this thing. It's all Baty's fault.

(Yes, this is crack, obviously.)

Summary: Rodney comes home, drops his briefcase to ( Read more... )

So, bluespirit_star posted this very helpful illustrated guide, regarding the difference between seals and SEALs.

Crackbunny appeared. Blue and sgamadison made the mistake of encouraging me. It's all their fault! Please don't mistake this snippet for a story of any literary value whatsoever.

( The Detective and the Sea (a.k.a. The Selkie Story) )

It's pouring down snow. I'm home sick and I was going to write porn. Instead, I wrote... this. I swear I have no idea how it happened. Let's just say it's one hundred percent pure crack. Unbeta'd, so feel free to tell me if you find any mistakes.

( Danny has an unusual problem, Kono squees, Chin suffers and Steve secretly has a heart made of marshmallow. )

Discovering character voices through porn. Are you really complaining? (I so need to get back to Merlin BB now...)

Title: Marking Territory
Author: Zinnith
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy with background Spock/Uhura and everyone/chair
Rating: R/NC-17
Wordcount: ~1100
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

A/N: For st_xi_kink, the prompt But how 'bout everyone's had sex in the ( Read more... )

Title: Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course
Author: Zinnith
Rating: R
Pairing: John/Rodney
Wordcount: ~5200
Warning: Can you say 'crack'?
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine.

Summary: Rodney is a sex toy inventor. John is a test pilot. John becomes Rodney's test pilot.

Notes: For lavvyan, who prompted me with John/Rodney, vibrators! Note the plural! *g* Not nearly as ( Read more... )

Yay, new layout! It was time for a change...

Apparently, it's National Poetry Month. It think that is cause enough for some more emo!John poetry.

Emo Poetry
by John Sheppard, age 39 1/2

I live for one look
from your 'gate-blue eyes
one word from your lips
(even when you're all bitchy and shit)

Will you ever know
what you mean to me?
How can I make you see?

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Okay, first of all. bluespirit_star and the_cephalopod will tell you that they had no part in this, but they are lying liars who lies. They are to blame for every word. They are also awesome, so I forgive them. *squishes them*.

Look what they made me write! And here is the post that spawned it all.

( SGA RPF chair!crack )

~350 words of unbeta'd crack. Very cracky crack. It's all
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Huge thanks to
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