Must be the cockney blood in me, but gor molly I do love the old cockney swears. They're all euphemisms (words used to replace more vulgar words) By the way, "cockney" traditionally applies only to those born within earshot of the bells of St Mary-le-Bow, Cheapside (on the eastern side of London). Here's a short list of my favorites and the vulgar ( Read more... )

In a previous life, I invented the hat. And so every life I've had since my name has always rhymed with hat.

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Maybe that's why vampires target pregnant women so much?

Don't ask how I did my research...

Research: A gallon of human blood weighs 8.85 lbs. An average male has 1.5g in his body. A full-term pregnant woman carries 2.6g.

Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised: The Saints are marching in.

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Have you seen the movie Year One?...I'm afraid it's a lot closer to the TRUTH than anyone would like to admit.......

Chef Matt strikes again: honey-mustard salmon on a quinoa pilaf with toasted pine nuts and golden raisins and roasted Parmesan asparagus.