The Gang: Chapter 5 - The Newcomer

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: PEOPLE! MORE WARNINGS! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS MORE TICKLE-TORTURE, WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL GRABBING A DUDE'S JUNK, AND THEN GETTING A SPANK, ALL OF WHICH IS DESCRIBED IN GREAT DETAIL!

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[chibi_regalli]

Speaking of Dwarf Fortress, these things need a trip to Boatmurdered. It's a very thorough curriculum- study each and every one of the fortress's many horrifying masterworks, add your own additions as proof of your visit while being attacked by elephants, and then step outside to enjoy the barren, corpse-filled, ashen scenery before Project Fuck The World finally brings you the sweet release of magma-y death.

Neil really needs to be taken away from a computer forever.

[mibamonster]

Neil needs to be taken away from this planet forever. =/

[chibi_regalli]

True, but I like the rest of our solar system too much to send him to any of the other planets, and I can't figure out the autopilot for sending him to the sun.

*HANDS BRAIN BLEACH TO ALL*

[guardians_song]

*DUNKS OWN HEAD IN A VAT OF IT*

Re: *HANDS BRAIN BLEACH TO ALL*

[zelda_queen]

Thank you muchly! *saves some for next two chapters*

[mibamonster]

‘“Can I have a peek?” she asked Victoria

[guardians_song]

"…Why, why, WHY does this girl want to see boys wet themselves, apart from the humiliating aspect? I just - I - does NEIL want to piss himself when girls are around? Does he doe it all the time and secretly hope they’re turned on by it? WHAT IS THE DEEPER REASONING HERE?!"
He did lovingly describe Emily wetting herself in Hogwarts Too Exposed, if I remember correctly. …*hands you more brain bleach*

[mibamonster]

There isn't enough brain bleach in the world, but thank you. I need it.

[zelda_queen]

He does. He does the same thing with Kim, in Hogwarts Overexposed. And he manages it with the most contrived set of events that I have ever seen in my entire life, to get it from Kim drinking one can of soda too many to her losing bladder control while Harry is carrying her, to him being unable to set her down until she's finished.

*accepts more brain bleach* Cheers!

*Raises Hand*

[indeedily_do]

I know this is off-topic, but when I was fourteen I was already a C-cup, so it's possible Victoria is busty.

'Course, doesn't make this guy any less creepy.

Re: *Raises Hand*

[zelda_queen]

Yeah, I know it does vary. Sorry. I'd be a lot more forgiving if Neil didn't write virtually *every* preteen as having huge boobs. That, and writing said huge boobs in as very blatant fanservice.

Um...

[madforbeyond]

There's no LJ cut to this. I just looked through your journal and I can see this full thing.

Re: Um...

[zelda_queen]

Sorry about that. ^^; It should be fixed by now.

Re: Um...

[madforbeyond]

Yay, it's fixed!

...sorry if I sounded kind of rude in the first one. I was going, O.O over seeing that.

Re: Um...

[zelda_queen]

No, thanks for telling me. For some reason, LJ's been having the cut end waaay too early. I forget to double-check though, so having it pointed out to me always helps. ^^;