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( In Which There Is Hip Thrusting )

BB: -Walks in with a Duel Monster's card in one hand and the Millennium Puzzle in the other- Well, here's to hoping this is going to work. -Puts the Soul Card on SOS's body and uses the power of the Millennium Puzzle to reach into the Shadow Realm- SOS! I KNOW YOUR SOUL IS IN THERE. EITHER YOU GET BACK INTO YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PUT YUBEL ( Read more... )

( Wrap Me in a Bolt of Lightning, Send Me on My Way Still Smiling... )

SOS: *sitting in foetal position in a corner* oh god. Oh god a storm. oh god. ohgodohgodohgod. *rocks*

BB: -Leans on the wall- Calm down.

SOS: STORM.

BB: This one?


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SOS: ...I'm really curious. Where did you find enough plastic wrap to cover the whole ceiling ( Read more... )

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( In Which SOS and BB Rant Quite a Bit )

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( In Which BB and SOS Review A Song )

BB: Hi, guys! Well, today I'm taking on my first X-Men Sue that's solely screwing with this one fandom. You can tell how joyful I am, really. This Sue... -Sigh- This Sue got to me, ladies and gents, and not in a good way. She was just so boring, I could barely bring up the snark needed to spork her. But I've managed, and I swear, it will happen. ( Read more... )

Out of Control
By: Artemis Fortuna
Alternate Title: OOC - How Apt
Summary: Hello, everyone! Do I have a treat for you today. This fic has it all, folks: a Sue with an angsty past, blatant mis-use of powers, unnecessary descriptions of everything the Sue is wearing and, hey, why not throw in love with two of the most sought-after wild men in the X- ( Read more... )

BB: Hello, everyone. ...Well, here it is: my first offering to you all on Das_Sporking. It's a Freddy Sue, and I've got to warn you that it's got everything you expect from Sues: bad "sex scenes" (fade to black, soul-bonding/climaxing), a doormat "heroine," and a woobie version of Freddy that will make anyone who loves the real Freddy want to yank ( Read more... )