The Gang: Chapter 2 - The Invitation

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: In which we get the calm before the storm

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[mibamonster]

'Raxis: -and then Strider said"Legolas"and then Legolas said"Strider long time seen

[zelda_queen]

"And something else - the 'You shouldn't have done that'. I... don't get it. Sometimes I think I do, but... then it pops up and I have no idea what it's doing there... Enlighten me, please?"

It's a reference to the Creepy Pasta thing, "Ben Drowned" You can read about it here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/BenDrowned?from=Main.BenDrowned

[angel_renoir]

I still don't get what it means :(

[zelda_queen]

Well, some time ago, this dude made up a "true" story about how he bought a strange copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask from this weird dude. The cartridge was supposedly haunted, and the big reveal in the story was that by uploading videos of the strange things in the game, the guy accidentally unleashed the ghost onto the internet.

So the joke is that I accidentally "summoned" Ben (the ghost) and the constant repeating of "you shouldn't have done that" (a quote from Majora's Mask, which he uses as his creepy catch phrase of sorts) is supposed to indicate that he's haunting this sporking.

[erikalyndis]

But if you don’t… well, just -you shouldn't have done that-don’t come anywhere near our den, in fact you’d better stay clear of the forest altogether, because if we catch you… Well you probably know what’ll happen if we catch you.”

Okay, right. The forest this little fuckwad is talking about is the New Forest, correct? Can I just point out that this is the New Forest. It's a major tourist destination. It has a large number of organised walking events. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY'D BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN. If they really were kidnapping and molesting tourists, then someone would've realised by now. We do have police in Britian. And mobile phones. And internet. Someone would've clocked on to what these creeps were up to when they are doing this IN A TOURIST DESTINATION!

Also, fuck you, Neil. Fuck you for choosing the New Forest. Fuck you for choosing the setting of one of the amazing Children of the New Forest. FUCK YOU FOR TAINTING THIS FOREST WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE

[mancalledtrue]

I was all prepared to rage, but then Paul revealed that the gang of underage rapists were more organized than most Chambers of Commerce and I just couldn't build up the anger anymore.

[chibi_regalli]

It's astounding, isn't it? I mean, just... *Sobs* SO MUCH WRONG.

[chibi_regalli]

My hatred for Neil can no longer be expressed in words, images, caps, or even random letters of anguish.

Especially considering how he thinks making Rape Club so organized makes this "right" or some other shit. Something about it just makes things even worse. The dehumanizing element, maybe. Or the fact that it shows Paul, and by extension Neil, is an incredibly pompous ass in addition to being a horrible excuse for a human being who should be in jail.

[detritius]

Oh God, this is the worst. It isn't bad enough that these people are all rapists, they can calmly stand around and discuss it like it's a fucking PTA meeting instead of a felony. I feel like this is Neil trying to legitimize it -- "See? They have protocol and rules and voting! That means they're ~civilized!~ So what they're doing couldn't possibly be wrong!" It makes me sick.

And I don't know how something can be so horrifying and so crushingly boring at the same time. There's no interest or substance to this story at all. It's just rape and foam peanuts. Nothing else.

[szaleniec1000]

And I don't know how something can be so horrifying and so crushingly boring at the same time.

See also: Hogwarts Exposed.