But if you don’t… well, just -you shouldn't have done that-don’t come anywhere near our den, in fact you’d better stay clear of the forest altogether, because if we catch you… Well you probably know what’ll happen if we catch you.”
Okay, right. The forest this little fuckwad is talking about is the New Forest, correct? Can I just point out that this is the New Forest. It's a major tourist destination. It has a large number of organised walking events. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY'D BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN. If they really were kidnapping and molesting tourists, then someone would've realised by now. We do have police in Britian. And mobile phones. And internet. Someone would've clocked on to what these creeps were up to when they are doing this IN A TOURIST DESTINATION!
Also, fuck you, Neil. Fuck you for choosing the New Forest. Fuck you for choosing the setting of one of the amazing Children of the New Forest. FUCK YOU FOR TAINTING THIS FOREST WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE!
However, 'cheer up, it may never happen' is a legitimate British phrase, as is 'cissy' and they are both used correctly. However, they are both about a decade, possibly more, out of date.
Okay, right. The forest this little fuckwad is talking about is the New Forest, correct? Can I just point out that this is the New Forest. It's a major tourist destination. It has a large number of organised walking events. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY'D BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN. If they really were kidnapping and molesting tourists, then someone would've realised by now. We do have police in Britian. And mobile phones. And internet. Someone would've clocked on to what these creeps were up to when they are doing this IN A TOURIST DESTINATION!
Also, fuck you, Neil. Fuck you for choosing the New Forest. Fuck you for choosing the setting of one of the amazing Children of the New Forest. FUCK YOU FOR TAINTING THIS FOREST WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE!
However, 'cheer up, it may never happen' is a legitimate British phrase, as is 'cissy' and they are both used correctly. However, they are both about a decade, possibly more, out of date.
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