~I can tell by your lack of interest that I was joking

Nov 03, 2011 13:01

I feel like doing a sketchpost! HAVE A BUNCH OF SKETCHES

does include some nudity, both sexy and nonsexy. ALSO A WHOLE BUNCH OF GORE. includes some forays into the world of cowboys again and the return of a few minor characters




I haven't had a lot of time to color stuff since last time, but I don't think I put up this one before.
I REWATCHED CAROUSEL TO MAKE SURE I HAD IT RIGHT WHILE COLORING THIS, IT IS STILL CREEPY

Anyway so you know how I like to pop the ladies into cliches and see what happens



LET'S PLAY WITH VAMPIRISM
It's probably not a huge secret that I am not the biggest fan of vampires. BUT there's such an extensive mythos around them that there's a lot of material to poke fun at AND SO

man whenever I throw them into some kind of weird situation everyone seems to spend a lot of time just sitting around quietly discussing things. I'M SO BORING

I always tend to make Smoker the odd one out, but that's mostly because it's so easy to do with her since she doesn't have any friends or family, so making her a vampire or an eldritch horror doesn't involve wondering about what her family thinks about it or anything. Anyway VampSmoker has a ribbony choker instead of her normal necklace, mostly to hide her bite marks from ~inquiring eyes~.
I couldn't really think of a way for her to get blood without drinking from people. WELL VAMPIRES ARE PREDATORS, WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO



I liked the idea of a vampire who was too shy to actually attack anyone, haha. WHAT IF THEY LAUGH AT ME D: WHAT IF I DO IT WRONG
Also I liked the idea of a vampire being uncomfortable preying on other people if they weren't the type to like that kind of thing to begin with. OR PERHAPS I JUST THINK THE IDEA OF A VAMPIRE VIRGIN IS HILARIOUS, YOU DECIDE
Hunter's thrillseeking behavior getting somewhat out of hand, you could say. ALSO not only is it dangerous (but not TOO dangerous) she gets to be the first person Smoker drinks from, what an ego boost! She'd have to be stupid NOT to do it!

I may also be amused at the idea of a victim convincing a reluctant vampire to drink from them, what



I DON'T WANT TO GET LIKE, SYPHILIS no offense
HOW CAN I NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT >:|

awkward minutes spent positioning properly, haha. DON'T BE A WUSS, BITE ME BITE ME BITE ME BEFORE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA



OW THIS ISN'T AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT
IT JUST FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S SUCKING ON MY NECK AND IT REALLY HURTS
WHAT A RIPOFF



It takes a few seconds for Smoker to be able to stop herself, haha. GIANT BLOWN PUPILS WOOOO



Hunter takes it all in stride. WHY SHOULD I BE AFRAID OF SOME BONEY OLD VAMPIRE PFFF
she has perhaps read more vampire books than she would like to let on. CMON YOU GOTTA HAVE COOL POWERS MAN

I'd do more with this idea but going this far with it made me realise that my idea of vampires is pretty nebulous at this point and I should probably make it a bit more solid. Also, not draw comics about vampires.



BUT FIRST

i like the idea of a vampire who's actually dependent on their victim (donor?) than the other way around. I CAN'T GET HUMAN BLOOD FROM ANYWHERE ELSE, COME ON MAN :/

me and inverting power dynamics, what a shock



YOU WISH YOU HAD A VAMPIRE FRIEND LIKE ME



Smoker's onto you Hunter.



I WANT ALL THE FUN WITHOUT THE RESPONSIBILITY
i actually have no idea how vampirism works in this version, although I admit because I read way too many White Wolf books as a kid I default to Vampire: The Masquerade type scenarios.



OR MAYBE SHE CAN BE AN ADVENTURE TIME TYPE VAMPIRE INSTEAD



it's true though

ENOUGH OF THAT let's go back to them as survivors



Smoker getting on everyone's nerves today I see

Also it's true! Jockey is actually around Hunter's age, although her general disjointed/perky behavior wouldn't make you think that. AGE IS SUCH A NEBULOUS THING

LET'S HAVE A DRUNK PARTY, WHAT COULD GO WRONG



OH WAIT, CHARGER COULD BE A SAD DRUNK, THAT'S WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Poor Charger is normally so reserved, so once she get buzzed it's much easier to get her more emotional and talkative, for better or worse. Also easier for her grief to come back! Much to the surprise of her teammates. OOPS.
Smoker's singing I am the Very Model of course, and she actually has most of the lyrics correct, she's just jumbling them up in the wrong places. A fairly easy thing to do with that song, haha.

A Charger feelings party would be the most depressing party on earth, haha.







HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG MOTHER MOTHER BY TRACY BONHAM you really need to listen to it to at LEAST the chorus to for this to work, haha. The sudden intensity of her screaming EVERYTHING'S FIIIINE just made me think of Jockey for some reason. Most of it not so related BUT THAT PART I LIKED
Her teammates a bit offput by her suddenly violent behavior. SHE ALWAYS GETS THIS WAY WHEN SHE STARTS SINGING DEATHMETAL OR THE LIKE

Jockey loves chainsaws wheeee

This next idea is purely self-indulgent fluff. I WILL NOT DENY IT.







Everyone I know is married or getting married! It's sort of weird, haha. SO WHY NOT DRAW SOME MARRIAGE-Y THINGS
Amusingly, wrote down this idea at Sheener's wedding, then actually drew parts of it at Funkmeister's reception. WHAT APPROPRIATE TIMING
I have no idea if this is when they're survivors or before or after or what, I just wanted to do this exchange. IF ONLY SMOKER DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A BAD CASE OF TSUNDERE-ITIS, THEN THIS WOULD BE MUCH EASIER
Charger of course doesn't care. Also gets right back to business. THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT THERE IS THIS WEDDING WE HAVE TO DO. :|
I have no clue what Smoker is wearing wtf self, is a tux that hard what are you doing



TSUNDERE VOWS ARE INTERESTING VOWS
To Smoker she can't really think of anything else to say, and in a way to her just that says it all, pretty much. Hunter on the other hand starts sarcastic, then realizes what it all means and ends up getting too choked up to continue. This would be a weird ceremony to be at, haha.

ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT



CHARGER WILL DRAG YOUR deadUNCONSCIOUS BODY INTO THE SAFE ROOM IF SHE HAS TO





OH SNAP



the rare happy charger
a cheetah purring!



WHAT'S THIS, A DEPRESSING SONG? I WONDER IF I CAN COME UP WITH A SITUATION FOR JOCKEY TO SING IT
THERE WE GO!



HI MORONOKIMI :B
jaz mentioned that sometimes zookeepers keep animals in their houses when they're babies so they can keep an eye on feeding them and such, so perhaps Charger and David did such things as well. I CAN'T DRAW TIGERS WOW



Hey, it's Smoker's ex-boyfriend Juan again! He seems to want to stick around. Well I can't complain.
ANYWAY most of this song doesn't apply but these lines seemed kind of appropriate, haha. I think part of the reason that Hunter gets so upset when she finds out about them is that she worries that she and Smoker might end up breaking up as well at some point, and she doesn't like that thought at all.

I like the idea of the two of them having a weird antagonistic relationship, and yet still having something in common that keeps them from completely avoiding each other. They don't like each other necessarily, but they definitely have something in common, and in spite of it all, sometimes they can still understand how the other is feeling and sometimes feel drawn to talk to each other about it. Not enemies, but not friends either. I may keep playing with this in the future, haha.

Originally I think I intended for there to be a few panels more to this, where it turned out Hunter was just dreaming this exchange, and she'd wake up and be like >:( SMOKER'S STUPID MUSICALS but I didn't have enough room for it, haha. IMAGINE IT IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU LIKE





IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A LADY BEFORE, GOD



THIS DOESN'T TURN YOU ON???



MAN NOTE ME TO DEATH ABOUT THIS, JEEZ

i went back and forth on whether to censor the dialogue in this for way too long. this is apparently a grey area and still i feel vaguely uncomfortable somehow. what is wrong with me.







I was originally just gonna keep this to myself and Washu but she seemed okay with me throwing it up here, BUT ANYWAY at some point Washu threw out the idea of her Smoker Wanda hitting on my Smoker and how they'd react and such, and I thought that was sort of an interesting idea, since that's not a situation that would come up for Smoker very often. She spends almost all her time alone, she never goes out looking for anyone, and if someone DID approach her, she'd tell them she was straight. So a lady persistently flirting her (not that people flirt with her in general very much) would be a very strange experience for her.
ANYWAY I got this far and then their respective Hunters would butt in and break things up, but there you go



WHAT IF HUNTER WAS THE VAMPIRE INSTEAD I imagine the scenario would play out a lot differently, but at this point I was like NO I HAVE THOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT VAMPIRES RECENTLY and didn't explore it.Perhaps later.
(Would this mean all her friends would also be vampires? Hmmm)



After I spent a night watching Puella Magica Madoka Magi whatever with bbot. I quickly realized I have no idea how to design a magical girl outfit. A SKIRT AND RIBBONS AND... I GOT NOTHING

SO HEY HOW ABOUT THOSE COWBOYS



Charger wants her roof fixed before they get out of there and enlists Hunter and Smoker to help her do so. Smoker is less than pleased. In retrospect the skunk was probably an unnecessary contrivance for this BUT WHATEVER IT'S TOO LATE NOW



NO WAY, BATHS ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH





CHARGER AIN'T PUTTIN UP WITH YOUR SASS
I'm not sure where Jockey is for this, out doing something with David I guess.
WHAT A CONVENIENT SEGUE



MUST KEEP AS MUCH OF THE HORSE OUT OF THE FRAME AS POSSIBLE, HNNGH
Hey its Griffin! Or, a Griffin lookalike at least. And Mousey! Still strangely drawn to help Smoker out in this world, distracting Griffin so Smoker can get up and escape. STRANGELY INTRIGUED BY THIS STRANGER...
Will Smoker and Mousey ever meet again? Who knows, haha.



Somehow Charger can't muster up much sympathy for someone stealing from a rancher. :|





BORN TO RUN BABY



ENJOY THIS LAUGHING CHARGER, A RARE SIGHT



Ever automatically get someone something while you're at the store? I imagine living together as long as they did would make a lot of patterns that are hard to break.



Man I don't know how to talk to sad people! I know, I'll just let them win at Poker! Problem solved!
Chargar appreciates the gesture nonetheless, haha.
ALSO INCLUDED, SOME WEREWOLF HUNTERS



OOPS

Hi again Juan! I'm not sure when this is, maybe when they're survivors, maybe not and just later on before the infection. EITHER WAY Smoker isn't entirely happy to see him again. Awwwkwaaaard
Hunter is surprisingly hurt by her denying that they're together and blurts it out without thinking about it, exactly what Smoker didn't want her to do. The idea that her being gay explains everything about her just galls Smoker to no end, thus why she flips out at him here, especially the idea that he knew it all along. Everyone always acting like they knew her better than she knew herself, she just can't stand that at all. Even if she wasn't as straight as she always thought she was.
Both Juan and Hunter trying to one-up each other with knowledge about how Smoker feels and reacts to things. TENSIONNNN

There may or may not be a followup to this eventually with the ensuing fight between Hunter and Smoker over it, but I didn't get to it this time. MAYBE LATER.



Godtier Jockey as the Seer of Doom! could only vaguely recall how the seer's outfit went. I would have given her horns but I still can't decide on what her horns should look like. I think if I remember right in previous discussions that Jockey and Hunter would make it to Godtier, while the others would make do with what they had.





At one point spfi_duo posted a great picture of the boys as survivors instead of corpses WHICH I LOVE and i do intend to explore that more later maybe
BUT FOR NOW how Ray and Jordan met up with David, maybe. How I see it, David is absolutely sure that Charger is alive somewhere. He's seen what she's lived through before, after all. There's no way something like this could ever keep her down. The only question for him is finding her.
Ray and Jordan are somewhat more skeptical, as most of their friends are dead, although they both secretly hope that Hunter's alive out there somewhere.





My original Halloween picture was going to be the ladies dressed as their male zombie counterparts, but then I got the Castlevania pose in my head and did that instead. MUCH BETTER.





So tired drawing this. THAT BIG ARM COMES IN HANDY all dog whisperer just NO. NO. BAD DOG.

HEY REMEMBER THE VAGUE POKEMON VERSIONS





YAMASKS ARE SO CREEPY I forget how this came up between me and Jaz but wow I had no idea a David Yamask would be this creepy until I drew it. YAMASKS ARE SO CREEPY
I MEAN WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO CATCH HIM, WHAT DO YOU DO
WHAT IF THEY SUCCEED IN CATCHING YOUR DEAD HUSBAND, WHAT IF THEY BATTLE YOU WITH HIM, WHAT IF THEY FORCE HIM TO EVOLVE
DID ANYONE THINK ANY OF THIS THROUGH



On a lighter note, on the left, a Yamask drawn with a reference, and on the right, a Yamask drawn from memory. AMAZING!!

And that's pretty much it this time around. But spfi_duo did this amazing post here about Jordan and Ray with some fantastic drawings of them that I totally love, someone cosplayed Hunter for Halloween, Washu drew Charger and made a Secondlife model for her, as well as a multipage comic about the ladies, ks_claw did this cute comic here, and renblog drew this awesomely crazy Jockey here. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT AND WONDERFUL

art, pokémon, there's a hunter spookin around here, giant sketchposts

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