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Miss Grinch
So tonight after work instead of my normally scheduled (much needed) kick ass cardio class I have to go to a Christmas "gathering" with some women from the Teeter office. After everything I ate last weekend I really needed a good workout today but how do you explain that to a group of middle aged women who have no workout routine whatsoever? It's ( Read more... ) -
Because it made me giggle...
To whom it may concern,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter outside your office and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your ( Read more... ) -
there is no relief quite like taking off a corset...
... especially after walking around a dusty Renaissance Faire for 4 hours. I had a BLAST with Nikki, Mia, and Steve! I wandered past all the pretties trying to be as selective as I could be... knowing that someone, somewhere had a feather collar with my name on it. Sure enough... I found it in the midst of a lot of lovely feathered things and I ( Read more... ) -
Universe... you so crazy!
Of course not everyone understands you, Sarah.
It takes crazy to know crazy.
It takes sexy to know sexy.
And most assuredly, it takes cool to know cool.
Yeah, un-hun, alright -
The Universe
Ahhh, so true Universe, so true. That's why my friends be so crazy, sexy, and cool :)
Today I am HURTING. I've been working out uber hard since Monday. I ( Read more... ) -
Happy Halloween!
The day is finally here! After much preparation, drama, sickness, and picking up the loose ends we are ready for our performance at CarnEvil tonight and tomorrow night. Both nights our show starts at 10:45 so come out to see us damnit ( Read more... ) -
Houston we have hearing!
OMG... I'm so excited that my left ear finally popped and I can now hear!!! HUZZAH!! Now if the right ear would follow the leader I would feel SO much better. It's been since last thursday since I've felt this good. I'm still hacking and sniffling but I'm on the road to recovery. Thank goodness ( Read more... ) -
I am woman... hear me shlorp
Today has started off pretty good. I didn't have any tea so I had to resort to coffee which I love but if you remember correctly make my tummy say WTF! Not really digging this cold weather... hoping that Steve will let me crank the heat up tonight since this morning was rather painful downstairs. At least I got to wear my funky clothes to the ( Read more... ) -
Ha Ha Ha Haaaaalloween!
Going to be the best Halloween EVER! Us Midnight Magnolias have broken out of the Insane Asylum and are going to be dancing at CarnEvil this year! Come out and party with us.. it's going to be a KILLER show... har har, get it? Friday will be our dance number inside on the main stage and fire outside. Saturday we'll just be playing with fire.
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Fall has Fell
I am LOVING this weather. I love how it smells, I love how I feel... and so on and so forth. mindwolf77 and I went for a walk yesterday instead of our respective activities just to have some "us" time as well as be outside in the lovely weather. T'was bliss!
I've been kind of down this week as I mentioned in my pumpkin post... but things are soon to get ( Read more... ) -
PUNKINS!
We got started a bit early this year :) and I'm sure that it won't be the last pumpkin carvings we do. I still need to make one for Lotus like I did last year.... twas fun!
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