... i want a porno stash.

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Title: Soaking Sheets
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17
POV: First
Disclaimer: This sort of happened... ;D

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Disclaimer:This is actually based off of my friend's dream, one of the reasons it being so short. I just edited it... by changing the main character into Brendon... and added more sex... among other things... xD She's pissed at me for adding this, but oh well. She'll love what's at the end. Sorry you guys won't get it though ( Read more... )

Title: Test Icicles Chapter 6
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bryce-Walk(That pairing is SO copyrighted. MINE D:<)
POV: Third
Disclaimer: This is as real as Dolly Parton's boobs.
Author Notes: I'm like, indescribably sorry for the wait... I've got the worst writer's block ever, I can't even do my schoolwork it's so awful. Anyways, I hope you all ( Read more... )

Title: Test Icicles Chapter 5
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryden, Joncer
POV: First
Summary: That was when Spencer walked in, pale and staring at
all of us, our pants still around our ankles.
Disclaimer: This is as real as Chris Crocker's Cunt. Which is fake
so...
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Title: Test Icicles [Chapter 4]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryden and Joncer
POV: First
Summary: OHMYGAWD SPENCER!! I mean having something entirely too large shoved up your ass!
Disclaimer: Not real... as far as I know... But I did find a total orgy pic of Ryan, see? :D I'm totally famous for finding Ryan orgy pics x3


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Title: Test Icicles[Chapter 3]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Overall
Pairing: Ryden with some Joncer[later on]
POV: First
Summary: "Who are you fucking now?"
Disclaimer: THIS IS SOOOO REAL. AND I AM SOOO NOT HIGH.


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Title: Test Icicles[Chapter 2]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryden and Joncer if you squint.
POV: It switches.
Summary: "GOD RYAN!" he screamed.
Disclaimer: THIS IS REAL I TELL YOU. REAL. *gets wheeled away n a straight jacket* REEEAAALLLLL.
Author Notes: At the end.

Prologue
Chapter 1

( I'd like to blow your frosted flakes. )

Title: Test Icicles[Chapter 1]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Eventually. Hopefully.
Pairing: Ryden. Duh. And Joncer... if you squint.
POV: It switches.
Summary: 'Brendon don't be such a fucking tease!! Give it to me!'
Disclaimer: If this is real, I'm knocked up by Ryan Ross.
Author Notes: At the end. Yeah. <<"

Prologue

( Your eyes are as cold as the snow. )

Title: Test Icicles[Prologue]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 eventually, hopefully >.<
Pairing: Ryden :D
POV: It switches.
Summary: 'Oh... oh god Brendon!'
Disclaimer: If this is real, Ryan Ross is stalking me.
Author Notes: At the end.

( Breathe me baby, curl your toes. )