Test Icicles[Chapter 3]
Title: Test Icicles[Chapter 3]
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Overall
Pairing: Ryden with some Joncer[later on]
POV: First
Summary: "Who are you fucking now?"
Disclaimer: THIS IS SOOOO REAL. AND I AM SOOO NOT HIGH.
Prologue
1
2
Ryan's POV
I was sprawled out on the couch, vanilla ice cream in my lap and The Titanic flashing along the tv screen, almost completely naked. I say almost because, well, Brendon wasn't there to take off my boxers. He'd been gone all day, getting to know the land and learn a little bit about nature. Pfft. Fuck nature. No, fuck me. That's what Brendon should be doing! Not walking around trying to talk to fucking squirrels.
Sighing, I dug out another spoon of ice cream, licking it slowly, trying to imagine it was Brendon I was licking. My eyes fluttered shut and I moaned softly.
"Well if I'd have known I could get you off on ice cream I could've fucked you back in high school."
Startled, I opened my eyes to see none other than Spencer James Smith, staring down at my perch on the couch.
"SPENCE!!" I squealed, jumping up and wrapping my near-naked form around him. "You're such a fucking perv... but, when did you move up here? Are you just visiting? Who are you fucking now?"
He chuckled softly and plopped down on the couch with me still attached. "I live in town at the foot of the mountains, so no, I'm not visiting. And I'm fucking no one currently, otherwise you would be very uncomfortable. Especially if I had some dude ramming me while cuddling you." He laughed boastfully and I popped his arm in a friendly way.
"You fucking smartass. You knew what I meant... had any good lays lately? How's life down in singleview?"
"I'm not single. I'm engaged." He smiled shyly, looking down at a diamond ring on his finger. I always figured he bottomed during...
Wait, WHAT!? "Engaged?? I missed my best friend's engagement? WHAT THE FUCK? Who, what, when, where, why, and HOW??"
Spencer burst out in laughter while I pouted, scooting as far from him as I could.
"Let go of me you bastard!"
"No, Ryan, wait," he gasped between giggles. "His name's Jon, we're engaged as of one week ago and he proposed to me at the top of this mountain, saying he loved me, always would, and that nothing would ever change it." When he finally ended his little flashback his eyes were hazed with a cloud of happiness. I couldn't help but grin like a moron.
"Awhhhh. Spency's got a boooo!!" I laughed as he blushed a deep crimson, trying his best to glare at me, but that smile wasn't helping.
"Ryannn!!" came a voice as the front door slammed shut. "You better be ready to warm me up, and I'm talking the works: teasing, prying, and-" Brendon froze, mid-sentence when he saw Spencer sitting right next to me. I glanced over and saw him trying so hard not to laugh, but of course he failed.
Brendon's POV
I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, oh PLEASE say I'm dead.
Some random but extremely hot guy was sitting on MY couch, cuddling MY Ryan, and I just walked in admitting how horny I was. If there is a God, he will smight me right now.
"H-hey Bren," Ryan said, glaring at said hot guy. "Spencer, shut up!"
Oh. Oh, so his name was Spencer. Even his name was hot. I couldn't help myself, I just blurted it out.
"Are you leaving me?" I choked, my eyes brimming with tears. If I had to fight this guy for Ryan I knew I would lose. I couldn't compete with that figure.
"Oh baby, baby no! Never!" Ryan cried, jumping off the couch and launching himself at me. "Why would you think that?"
"Well I... I come h-home to a ho-hot- I mean pretty kid cuddling my baby and...and..and..." I pouted, staring down at the ground. At least 'Spencer' had finally stopped laughing.
"Hey man, no. Seriously, no. Ryan's cool and all, but no. Just, no." At least I could win over personality with Spencer. Seriously, he could barely form a coherent sentence.
I smiled sheepishly and snaked my arms around Ryan's waist, kissing his thin lips gently. "I love you," I sighed, pressing my lips to his again.
He smiled into my lips and kissed me back enthusiastically, tangling his hands in my hair.
Behind us I heard the Spencer character clear his throat. Ryan chuckled and pulled away and I pouted, up until he reached down into my pants being sure to squeeze my dick tight enough to make me moan his name out.
Ryan laughed and pulled his hand out of my pants and running over to Spencer, waving the hand that was just around me in his face.
"Hey Spence!!" he giggled, running his hand over Spencer's mouth.
"Ah, DUDE! That's fucking NASTY!!!" he yelled, spitting everywhere. I groped at my stomach from laughing so hard.
"Oh c'mon man. I can't taste THAT bad," I smirked.
"Dude. Dude no. I'm starting to... not like you. First you think I'm fucking... THAT," he said, gesturing over to Ryan. "And now you're trying to get me to say your dick doesn't taste bad. Dude, seriously no."
I chuckled and walked over, wrapping my arm around Ryan's waist. I leaned over and whispered in Spencer's ear, "You never know pretty boy. I could make your body bend in ways you never thought it would." I pulled away, smirking.
"Dude, awh FUCK no! RYAN! Your boyfriend's coming onto me!!"
Ryan just stood there, laughing. "Oh, Brendon wouldn't do that. He doesn't like sex changes."
"HEY!" Spencer yelled. "I did NOT get a sex change!"
Ryan and I both burst into laughter as Spencer stared downward, shooting daggers with his eyes.
"Stick with us kid. You'll go to dirty, filthy places."
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A/N: Okay, yeah that was awesome suckage :/
And kind of a filler... well, not really but yeah.
But there it is. Now I'm going to do homework =.=
Oh, how wonderful.
But yes, as you can seeeeee...
JONCER! DA DADA DAHHH!!
:D
Oooooh, what will happen next I wonder!
ONLY ALLY KNOWS!!!
x3
Author: zandraxxzazzy
Rating: NC-17 Overall
Pairing: Ryden with some Joncer[later on]
POV: First
Summary: "Who are you fucking now?"
Disclaimer: THIS IS SOOOO REAL. AND I AM SOOO NOT HIGH.
Prologue
1
2
Ryan's POV
I was sprawled out on the couch, vanilla ice cream in my lap and The Titanic flashing along the tv screen, almost completely naked. I say almost because, well, Brendon wasn't there to take off my boxers. He'd been gone all day, getting to know the land and learn a little bit about nature. Pfft. Fuck nature. No, fuck me. That's what Brendon should be doing! Not walking around trying to talk to fucking squirrels.
Sighing, I dug out another spoon of ice cream, licking it slowly, trying to imagine it was Brendon I was licking. My eyes fluttered shut and I moaned softly.
"Well if I'd have known I could get you off on ice cream I could've fucked you back in high school."
Startled, I opened my eyes to see none other than Spencer James Smith, staring down at my perch on the couch.
"SPENCE!!" I squealed, jumping up and wrapping my near-naked form around him. "You're such a fucking perv... but, when did you move up here? Are you just visiting? Who are you fucking now?"
He chuckled softly and plopped down on the couch with me still attached. "I live in town at the foot of the mountains, so no, I'm not visiting. And I'm fucking no one currently, otherwise you would be very uncomfortable. Especially if I had some dude ramming me while cuddling you." He laughed boastfully and I popped his arm in a friendly way.
"You fucking smartass. You knew what I meant... had any good lays lately? How's life down in singleview?"
"I'm not single. I'm engaged." He smiled shyly, looking down at a diamond ring on his finger. I always figured he bottomed during...
Wait, WHAT!? "Engaged?? I missed my best friend's engagement? WHAT THE FUCK? Who, what, when, where, why, and HOW??"
Spencer burst out in laughter while I pouted, scooting as far from him as I could.
"Let go of me you bastard!"
"No, Ryan, wait," he gasped between giggles. "His name's Jon, we're engaged as of one week ago and he proposed to me at the top of this mountain, saying he loved me, always would, and that nothing would ever change it." When he finally ended his little flashback his eyes were hazed with a cloud of happiness. I couldn't help but grin like a moron.
"Awhhhh. Spency's got a boooo!!" I laughed as he blushed a deep crimson, trying his best to glare at me, but that smile wasn't helping.
"Ryannn!!" came a voice as the front door slammed shut. "You better be ready to warm me up, and I'm talking the works: teasing, prying, and-" Brendon froze, mid-sentence when he saw Spencer sitting right next to me. I glanced over and saw him trying so hard not to laugh, but of course he failed.
Brendon's POV
I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, oh PLEASE say I'm dead.
Some random but extremely hot guy was sitting on MY couch, cuddling MY Ryan, and I just walked in admitting how horny I was. If there is a God, he will smight me right now.
"H-hey Bren," Ryan said, glaring at said hot guy. "Spencer, shut up!"
Oh. Oh, so his name was Spencer. Even his name was hot. I couldn't help myself, I just blurted it out.
"Are you leaving me?" I choked, my eyes brimming with tears. If I had to fight this guy for Ryan I knew I would lose. I couldn't compete with that figure.
"Oh baby, baby no! Never!" Ryan cried, jumping off the couch and launching himself at me. "Why would you think that?"
"Well I... I come h-home to a ho-hot- I mean pretty kid cuddling my baby and...and..and..." I pouted, staring down at the ground. At least 'Spencer' had finally stopped laughing.
"Hey man, no. Seriously, no. Ryan's cool and all, but no. Just, no." At least I could win over personality with Spencer. Seriously, he could barely form a coherent sentence.
I smiled sheepishly and snaked my arms around Ryan's waist, kissing his thin lips gently. "I love you," I sighed, pressing my lips to his again.
He smiled into my lips and kissed me back enthusiastically, tangling his hands in my hair.
Behind us I heard the Spencer character clear his throat. Ryan chuckled and pulled away and I pouted, up until he reached down into my pants being sure to squeeze my dick tight enough to make me moan his name out.
Ryan laughed and pulled his hand out of my pants and running over to Spencer, waving the hand that was just around me in his face.
"Hey Spence!!" he giggled, running his hand over Spencer's mouth.
"Ah, DUDE! That's fucking NASTY!!!" he yelled, spitting everywhere. I groped at my stomach from laughing so hard.
"Oh c'mon man. I can't taste THAT bad," I smirked.
"Dude. Dude no. I'm starting to... not like you. First you think I'm fucking... THAT," he said, gesturing over to Ryan. "And now you're trying to get me to say your dick doesn't taste bad. Dude, seriously no."
I chuckled and walked over, wrapping my arm around Ryan's waist. I leaned over and whispered in Spencer's ear, "You never know pretty boy. I could make your body bend in ways you never thought it would." I pulled away, smirking.
"Dude, awh FUCK no! RYAN! Your boyfriend's coming onto me!!"
Ryan just stood there, laughing. "Oh, Brendon wouldn't do that. He doesn't like sex changes."
"HEY!" Spencer yelled. "I did NOT get a sex change!"
Ryan and I both burst into laughter as Spencer stared downward, shooting daggers with his eyes.
"Stick with us kid. You'll go to dirty, filthy places."
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A/N: Okay, yeah that was awesome suckage :/
And kind of a filler... well, not really but yeah.
But there it is. Now I'm going to do homework =.=
Oh, how wonderful.
But yes, as you can seeeeee...
JONCER! DA DADA DAHHH!!
:D
Oooooh, what will happen next I wonder!
ONLY ALLY KNOWS!!!
x3