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zaizu Aug 07, 2008 19:22

If nobody buys me a paper shredder by this time tomorrow, I'm starting a fire.

There are...things...to be burnt.

People, too.

I will not be held responsible for the deterioration of our ozone layer.

....., raising my children to hunt strippers, at least i get food right??, photosssss, photos, yanagisawa-san i want your head, strike!, i am never having another birthday ever, i hatestrippers, birthdays suck, there are no words, oh god where did they come from

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zaizu Jul 21, 2008 21:06

GET THAT THING AWAY.

SOS
HOW DO I MAKE THIS FUCKING TEXT BLINK SO THAT PEOPLE WILL HELP ME.

H-He's licking the frosting off himself and coming closer...NOT EVEN THIS CORNER IS SAFE....

....I hate cake.

I hate ducks.

I HATE CERTAIN PEOPLE.

Certain other people should get their asses over here RIGHT NOW.

wtf male stripper, kenya. here. now, you can't breathe in cakes, birthday sucks omg, he's in the cake haha what, i hate you yanagisawa dane/capslock

Completely normal day in the completely normal week.

zaizu Jul 19, 2008 20:07

Tomorrow, something amazing happens.

Too bad I won't be there to see it.

Everybody stay in your room and stay away from any foreign hair-ruining artifacts OR STUPID-LOOKING CARS tomorrow.

this may end in pain, wtf birthday

New rooms, huh?

zaizu Jul 10, 2008 10:31

Kenya's right in the next house.

I've never wanted a sledgehammer this badly in my life.

rooms fail, kenya

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zaizu Jul 07, 2008 00:07

Comment to this entry and I will be uncharacteristically nice to you.

See, I AM trying.

Go away and don't you dare comment here.

(edit:: I'll be extra mind-nervingly nice if any of you should decide to give me a sports-car. And no, this edit isn't as random as it looks.)

omg car, fail, hate you all, wtf am i doing

Brb while I go kill myself.

zaizu Jul 02, 2008 20:13

Help me stop being a jackass.

Now. Before I get another black eye.

Maybe I'll even ask 'please'. (Haha, no. Not in the near century.)

ALTERNATIVELY, one of you can teach me how to beat up guys twice my size. I would actually like that option better.

......

Oh god.zadhsghsstadgh Why is he coming back. All I did was tell him that 'Barbie Girl' sucked,

omg noo, pass the ice, fail, some people are so senstive, strike!

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zaizu Jun 22, 2008 11:50

I need to....work on my people skills.

I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

Apocalypse.

zaizu Jun 14, 2008 00:45

So, since, apparently, incidently -- zombies are going to kill us all....

Can I have all your stuff?

But a humble request.

hey this is kinda fun, your stuff give me it, blog like it's the end of the world

Revenge.

zaizu Jun 09, 2008 11:50

I'm not going into my room. Ever. I'll be staying out here now. (Just need to get a tent...)

Also, there is a lovely 'lady' looking for you, DJ Quackmire. She misses you ever so much. So much so that her muscular arms grabbed me and shook me as she let out all her grief. She wandered off a bit to cry more after borrowing my shaver, because ( Read more... )

kenya, oh my god ew, stupid, more stupid, room has germs, yanagisawa dane

Anon meme

zaizu Jun 03, 2008 11:34

I'm bored. My hair is glowing. This world is twisted. Let's have a meme.

ANON MEME

Basically, what you do is log out and post whatever you want anonymously. You can reveal secrets, vent, spam --I don't care what you do, just save me from this boredom.

IP Logging is off. Go crazy.

edit:: I am never doing this again.

meme