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[zaizu]

GET THAT THING AWAY.

SOS
HOW DO I MAKE THIS FUCKING TEXT BLINK SO THAT PEOPLE WILL HELP ME.

H-He's licking the frosting off himself and coming closer...NOT EVEN THIS CORNER IS SAFE....

....I hate cake.

I hate ducks.

I HATE CERTAIN PEOPLE.

Certain other people should get their asses over here RIGHT NOW.

Comments

[amoyrzen]

What's wrong?

Private

[zaizu]

MALE-FUCKING-STRIPPER

is what's wrong.

[zaizu]

OH WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN PRIVATE THAT.

MALE-FUCKING STRIPPER

I'M TRAPPED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM

[amoyrzen]

Why the fuck didn't you kill him and be done with it already.

[securityzone]

Is something the matter?

[zaizu]

Hey, Security guy, now would be a good time to do your job.

[securityzone]

Where are you?

[zaizu]

IN MY ROOM aeysytsntnjs

[stfudane]

He's still there dane? He must really like you dane!!! :DDDDDD

Make sure to give him a good tip dane! :DDDD

[zaizu]

YES, WELL, I DON'T LIKE HIM, SO GET HIM OFF ME.

'Tip' translates as 'kick in the face' in my native language.

[stfudane]

Is he wearing the thong with the plushie duck attached dane?

I suggested that dane :DDDDD

Don't feel guilty dane! Kenya won't mind dane, just enjoy your birthday present dane :DDDDDDDDD

[zaizu]

I'M NOT ENJOYING IT AT ALL.......

[magique_kenya]

..... What the shit is going on?

[zaizu]

http://zaizu.livejournal.com/6581.html?thread=288437#t288437

[magique_kenya]

.........Alright, I'm coming.

But with a camera so that I can take pictures of the birthday boy's happy face.

[zaizu]

I hope you like broken cameras.

[superultragddya]

WUT HAPPEN???????????????????????

KAN I CUM????????????????? I BE UTHER PEEPUL RITE?????????????????????? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[zaizu]

If that means you'll beat him up, then maybe you can come....