Guess what. If you have an exchange like this with someone you're in to guys. You don't have to be gay, but you aren't totally straight either. And no amount of denying it for any reason is going to make you seem less into penis that you really are. So deal with it ( Read more... )

So, I've got a new roommate. Well, more than one, really. But I'm only blogging about one of them. The best one, really. Even better than Kenya-san. Definitely better than the lizard.


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So today has sucked. And I don't just mean a little. Today has been utterly miserable ( Read more... )

So. Waking up to find someone handcuffed you to the bed frame with fuzzy handcuffs? Not fun. And the realization that the person that did it is your boyfriend's cousin? It feels kind of invasive. Not really the best way to start your day. Not that I expect that matters much to you, Yuushi-san. At least now I'm able to form a concrete opinion of you ( Read more... )

Kenya-san, we're spending your birthday together. Postpone your other stuff.

So when cutting up vegetables yesterday I managed to slice up my hand. Apparently it looks like a carrot, go figured. Anyway, Kenya-san, I have a shirt you forgot to bring with you. It's covered in blood now, though. Not sure if you want it back or not, but I'll try washing it for you. Otherwise I guess I owe you a shirt. I know you suck at ( Read more... )

So, is anyone out there up to hanging out or talking or something for awhile? I'm in the mood for some company. Guess I'm a little lonely.

Edit: Also. I'm not going to the party. Take down the posters with me on them.

So, I could be immature and take over Kenya's journal to post this- I know his password- but instead I'm just going to post this here. Because posting in someone else's journal is just plain rude, even if it's in retaliation for more of the same.

Kenya-san. You've just been dumped. Have fun with that.

Anyone else? Feel free to hit on me.

I'm dating Kenya-san, so you all should stop hitting on him.

He's not going to notice you all anyway.

I am never drinking again, ever.