Guess what. If you have an exchange
like this with someone you're in to guys. You don't have to be gay, but you aren't totally straight either. And no amount of denying it for any reason is going to make you seem less into penis that you really are. So deal with it.
I am, of course, addressing Akazawa-san. Ohtori-san definitely isn't straight either, based on those comments, but I haven't actually spoken to him and thus can't really pass judgement on his attitude about it. Akazawa however seems to be very firmly closeted. He claims to be okay with people here liking the cock, sure, but if you imply that he might he wears this deer-in-the-headlights/dead fish expression that while hilarious is also not very healthy.
You like men. Embrace it and be a happier person. Hell, I can't really think of any better place to embrace it. 90% of the people here are into cock, and that's a conservative estimate. Seriously. Roll call: who here is in a homosexual relationship? I can definitely say I am, even if it's currently dull and sexless.
Anyway, I propose that we all work together to pry Akazawa out of the closet and into a state of self-acceptance. After all, it's been boring around here lately and I need some way to amuse myself.
Also- Shishido. Stop being a whiny wuss.
Edit: Put it poorly. How is "Who here likes cock?" instead of "Who is in a homosexual relationship?" for the poll?