Occupational Hazard (1/3) (for xingphonic)
Title: Occupational Hazard
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fluff
Word Count: 15,531 words
Recipient: xingphonic
Summary: What happens when the boss of the secret spy organization you are a part of is also a self-proclaimed matchmaker? Feelings, of course. A lot of feelings.
Author's Note: The request asked for silver-haired Yamada and ( Read more... )
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fluff
Word Count: 15,531 words
Recipient: xingphonic
Summary: What happens when the boss of the secret spy organization you are a part of is also a self-proclaimed matchmaker? Feelings, of course. A lot of feelings.
Author's Note: The request asked for silver-haired Yamada and ( Read more... )
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Firstly I am so sorry if my request in itself was what gave you problems - i promise you that was not my intention;;;;;;
;u; i’ve had an emotional day, so i will probably be crying more on you throughout the course of reading this, bc i’m live-commenting this on all three parts ok <3
*takes a deep breath and begins reading*
Yamada has a knife yamada has a knife yamada has a kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiife and he’s handling it like a boss sobs
CHINEN YURI IS TYPING OUT SOME SORT OF ILLEGAL CODE i have no words to describe my feelings about programmers in fic, especially such snarky ones like chinen.
Yamada. Is. Going. To. Babysit. Yuto.
whimpers because inoo is their boss ohgod inoo
YAMADA I KNOW YOU ARE BADASS BUT STOP THROWING KNIVES ESPECIALLY AT DOORS ALSO HELLO SHIDA
/“I didn’t miss anyway.”Only ten minutes in and Chinen is so done with everything already ( ... )
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CHINEN WHY ARE YOU HERE AHAHAHAHAHAH besides making yamada’s life more difficult than it already is sobs he has to play a student /yama-channnnnn/
"what the hell puberty" i snorted
and then chinen just leaves hahahahaha jfc is inoo playing matchmaker again i just
chinen simpers at yamada my brain is gonna explode
“it’s like i’m asking for your permission to stalk you or something”
yamada bb
……suzuka-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ;-;
HI HIKARU PLEASE DON’T TAKE YOUR EYE OUT WITH YOUR BILLIARD STICK
inoo raising his teacup in greeting is a charming image and also “inoo’s code word for 'i want all the juicy details’” FFS INOO 200% DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR PENCHANT FOR GOSSIP by which i mean don’t stop, everything is perfect and i am a sobbing mess
YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S LIKE WHEN HE FEELS LIKE PLAYING CUPID
MATCHMAKER INOO I JUST <3 ( ... )
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