Occupational Hazard (1/3) (for xingphonic)

[yyexchangemod]

Title: Occupational Hazard
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fluff
Word Count: 15,531 words
Recipient: xingphonic
Summary: What happens when the boss of the secret spy organization you are a part of is also a self-proclaimed matchmaker? Feelings, of course. A lot of feelings.
Author's Note: The request asked for silver-haired Yamada and

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[xingphonic]

....I am a reknowned comment monster i am sorry ;u; ♥

CHINEN WHY ARE YOU HERE AHAHAHAHAHAH besides making yamada’s life more difficult than it already is sobs he has to play a student /yama-channnnnn/

"what the hell puberty" i snorted

and then chinen just leaves hahahahaha jfc is inoo playing matchmaker again i just

chinen simpers at yamada my brain is gonna explode

“it’s like i’m asking for your permission to stalk you or something”
yamada bb

……suzuka-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ;-;

HI HIKARU PLEASE DON’T TAKE YOUR EYE OUT WITH YOUR BILLIARD STICK

inoo raising his teacup in greeting is a charming image and also “inoo’s code word for 'i want all the juicy details’” FFS INOO 200% DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR PENCHANT FOR GOSSIP by which i mean don’t stop, everything is perfect and i am a sobbing mess

YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S LIKE WHEN HE FEELS LIKE PLAYING CUPID
MATCHMAKER INOO I JUST <3

hiiiiiii kamiki
;;;;kamiki is a programmer too ;u; hello

LOL YAMADA HAS HOMEWORK YOU POOR THING

“No way, he finished all the homework in an hour, and refused to help me answer mine, by the way. He just stayed up late playing online MMORPGs because his teammates live on the other side of the International Date Line”
ofc. /ofc/
CHINEN’S ASLEEP ALREADY will never not enjoy how shameless he is

i wonder what his official assignment is I’m so intriguedddddddddd

ew ew ew ew ew three hour+ lectures are the worst ljsdhfkjhfda

second day of class he sleeps on Yuto’s shoulder GOOD JOB
(did chinen take a picture)

aww yamada please stop beating yourself up <3

His voice, soft and quiet, carried across the room. Yamada reluctantly looked up, his brown eyes meeting Yuto’s brown ones that were almost amber in the light. Yuto stared at Yamada before he slowly reached out his hand, hesitating before gently holding Yamada’s chin and softly tugging at it, making Yamada release the lip he was chewing on.

“I’m here. I’m fine. Okay? I won’t disappear that easily,” Yuto said.
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The two blades met mid-air, both impaling the hardwood floor.
oh my god this is intense knives everywhere, all the time and yamada’s only response is a dazed “oh hi guys :D"

“I just try to prepare myself and make sure to act surprised when he’s there to see it.”
most excellent.

Yuto and Suzuka are best friends. Suzuuuuuuukaaaaaaa. ugh this is cute, so cute. and aww, olaf phone case /rolls everywhere

Because if he thinks about it too much, he’ll just remember how similar it had sounded to the time Yuto had promised he won’t disappear.
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