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Why aren’t women funny?
They pee it out. Like vitamins you don’t need.

How hard was it for you to break into the business?
When I first started out, I passed out fliers for the Boston Comedy Club in New York in exchange for stage time. One time I was on the corner, and some guy knocked me unconscious. I was trying to break up a fight between him ( Read more... )

okay, so i woke up today at about 1:30.pm ( Read more... )

i laughed SO hard i cried. it's a 'lost episode of alias' made by some people; it's like a parody. it looks like it was expensive too, and i don't know who made it but it's hysterical ( Read more... )

things to get so i dont forget:

*  2046

*  Crash

*  ecstacy

*  potatoe stamp dreams

* pocket guide to architecture

* pretty persuasion

* ashes & snow

* lost&delirious

* pink gun bag

* korean potatoe snacks

Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.

my eskimo alias: meh. 32 ain't that old ( Read more... )

It's time that African-Americans and Korean Americans put aside their differences and focus on what's really important: hating white people ( Read more... )

JESUS IS MAGIC!


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What I need is a good defense
cause I’m feelin’ like a criminal.
and I need to be redeemed
to the one I sinned against
because he was all I ever knew of love.

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